Your shippers are experts in many things, but what happens when they blindly pick ships from IP they’re completely unfamiliar with? A brand new relationship between captain and first mate? Con man and Iraqi torture expert? A preppy girl and a biker lifestyle? Russian spies that end up mirroring the hollowness of American married life so well they end up resenting each other AND OH GOD LIFE AND LOVE ARE MEANINGLESS.
Plus, what to do when your SO ends up being one of those Ugandan Knuckles. (You get out, girl. You get out.)