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Bow of Pessimism

Enchanted with Eeyore's curse, anyone hit with an arrow becomes contantly depressed and pessimistic

Picnic Basket of Yumminess

Any food placed within remains fresh and ready to eat up to 1 year of being within basket

Grappling Hook

Instantly hooks onto available points, can reach as long as the user needs it to be

Staff of The Elder Monk

Owned by a powerful monk whom could manipulate wind and air.Allows weilder to bend elements to their will, makes time stand still

Homing Flares

Spell that spits out fireballs (# determined by dice) that spin around user and home in on whatever user wishes

Ring of Entitlement

Can negate any attack by having the user say “that’s not fair” or “that’s not in the rules” in the whiniest voice possible

Ring of What Speak

Allows the wearer understand any language, only one at a time

Canteen

A large pouch that instead of holding water keep items inside remarkable dry

Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie

Classic western revolver that shoots poison darts instead of bullets

Flamingo Themed Summer Objects

Pool Rafts, Bathing Suits, Straws and other objects that freak Parsnip out

Chalice of Endless Jumbo Shrimp

Filled with replenishing shrimp. If thrown, shrimp expands to massive size, then wilts & regrowns in chalice

Shield of The Sun

Chant “Feel the power of the Sun” shield will flash brightly and blind anyone who sees it

Comfy Throw Pillow

Put anyone to sleep whom you throw the pillow at, removing pillow wakes them back up

Seer E

Consult the Seer named E via your crystal ball, E may or may not be able to comprehend your question based on die roll

Cold Snap

Magic mittens with 6 frozen jewels, causes half of all beings to freeze temporarily. Excludes wielder.

Desert Spell

Summons a dessert, once a dessert spell but it lost an s.

Scientist Medallion

Allows you to be a scientist regardless of education or acuumin

Aurora of Truth

Makes everyone within 10 feet incappable of lying

Pouch of Easter Bunny Eggs

Each egg has a different effect when you throw it at someone

Pollen Gun

Shoots pollen

Plot Armor

Single script page that shows the last few lines of events and can be changed to alter what just happened

Chill Pills

20 pills which calm down whomever takes them. Brings the user to a cool comfortable degree.

Bubble Wand

Creates bubbles, limited only by the imagination, can enhance appearance or quality of attacks.

Roy G. Biv

Celestial cat familiar riding a shooting star with a rainbow road trail

Frying Pan

Fry eggs or scramble brains with this frying pan

Tarajie P Hand Punch

Driving glove that launches a punch

Playback Pi

Sends consciousness 3 mins and 14 seconds back in time

Safety Pin

Doll & Pin: Stick the doll with pin to create zone of safety around the target

Pet Rock

Pet rock that can also be thrown

Palm Pilot

Tiny pilot inside envelop that can be folded into a paper plane and piloted.

I Got A Case of The Mondays

Cast melancholy on target

Wand of Dramatic Tension

Sends creatures into a sepia auora making them Onui. Reactions to conversations are escalated, & music plays whenever time, love, betrayal and horticulture are discussed.

Brendan Behan Battleaxe

Gives a bonus to damage but only if the wielder says a Limerick

Fog-a-later Gun

Creates immediate fog so you can make your get away while the person or creature is like “What the hey?”

Rooster Clock

Clockwork Rooster that screams at random intervals

Submarine Hero Sandwhich

Magical regenerating sandwich

Shovel Nose Fish Guitar

Highlands of Rythm

Sea Angel Wings

Gelatinous wings to fly across sky ocean

Peer-a-scope

Peer into or around corners, through a wall or into another dimension

Cupid's Kiss

Brings people together

Heart of The Sea

Magic Crystal that allows owner to build rapport with others

Ship Wreck

Breaks up any relationship

Periscope Spell of Aye-Aye

Allows you to see far off places

Snowball Gattling Gun

Steampunk Sticks Barrell Gatling Gun that fires snowballs at rapid speed

Sauna Hammer

Anything you hit is heated into pleasantly sweaty temperature

Sword Of Venus

Powerful sword

Lovers Doom

Throw this item and spikes come out

Ice Pick

Shows the best ice to pick

McGuffin Muffin

You wont know what it does until it is used

Save The Clock Towner Tee

Snow Shoes

Shoes made from Snow

Shoe Snow

Snow that goes in your shoes

Cliff’s Notes

Notes a mountainside wrote during it’s lifetime, reader can invisibly travel within mountain terrain

Time Out

Freezes Enemies for Short Duration

Time Alter

Increases movement speed and # of attacks during duration of spell

Perfect Snowball Spell

Creates perfect Snowball

Glockenspiel

Clockwork Gun