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Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!
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Kelly is a voice actor, comedian, gamer, internet nerd thing doer, and lady of too many podcasts! She is a Twitch affiliate solo streamer and can also be found on Saving Throw Show and HyperRPG doing various nerdy things. She is cohost of Teen Creeps, a podcast in which she and Lindsay Katai discuss the YA pulp fiction of their awkward neon youth; Hellmouthy, a Buffy podcast she co-hosts with Ryan Mogge; and Thank You For Questing, a improv RPG podcast following the adventures of three unlikely characters on their journey to become heroes!
Colin J. Morris is a L.A. based comedian with access to several of his friends' and family members' streaming accounts. He uses these to obsess over television and movies that were released a decade ago. This is an asset that went long overlooked in hollywood until he applied this uniq skill set to commenting on fictional relationships on Same Day Shipping. Colin can be found performing music and improv comedy all over Los Angeles as well on his podcast, Indy Cred, co-hosted by Sexy Tornado's Zane LaRue Dickinson.
Patrick is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles. He is the co-host of the Nintendo Cartridge Society podcast with Mark Mitchell, and one of the gang of obsessive dorks on Same Day Shipping. Patrick is co-founder and editor at the comic book discussion site Retcon Punch, where's he's written way too much about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Ryan Mogge is an improviser and TV-obsessive. Not one to passively enjoy her entertainment, you can find her doing deep dives at @RetconPunch or ranking Buffy's leather coats as host of @Hellmouthy (hint: the red one is the best). Ryan performs regularly at Nerdist School and drinks too much Diet Mountain Dew for a grown up woman.
Would you do the bidding of a rogue nun in order to figure out if your SO fucked some hot count overseas? Then, there's a new Bad Boys movie so the Shippers come up with multiple Good Ideas for Bad Ships.
Okay, what if I describe the sexiest person imaginable... Do you have it? Are you picturing it? Are you picturing SANTA CLAUS? No! You're picturing the Witcher (second place would be the mustache-spy from Mission Impossible. Then, the Shippers unpack their complicated feelings about The Rise of Skywalker in a spoiler-filled debrief about all the ships that didn't sail (and the ships that didn't sail right).
Hello Shippers! We couldn't get together this week to record an episode so please enjoy this classic from the vault. Dragon Ships! We'll be back with a new ep next week, but until then, keep shipping Mushu with everyone and anyone.
Sometimes, you have to realize that you are the clown you always feared the most. Other times, there's a new Star Wars movie, so the Shippers have a spoiler-free conversation about which Star Wars characters are the most unshippable (and holy cow, are some of these monsters unshippable).
Look, the Shippers are just never going to trust time travelers, even when they claim to be knights. Then, there's a new Jumanji movie, which features Dwayne Johnson, therefore the topic of the day is ROCK SHIPS. Is there an extended conversation about The Thing (Fantastic Four) ships? Hey, you bet.
...in which the conversation inevitably turns to which phone would be the most effective vibrator. Then, there's a movie out today with Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne where she's an expert balloonist and he's definitely not Stephen Hawking. It's called Aeronauts and the trailer is hilarious. So the Dippers are talking Flying Ships!
What do you do if you find yourself in a "Servant" scenario, and the baby you're taking care of turns out to be a doll? You GET PAID, right? Maybe you're too embarrassed to GET PAID!?!? Then, it's Knives Out day, so prepare for some Murder Mystery Ships!
Frozen 2 is in theatres and Disney+ is in our homes, which can only mean one thing: it's time for Disney Ships III. Get ready for all-new ships from across the Disney cannon... and at least one re-litigation of an old ship...
What do you do when this hot new stranger, who's also an incredible dancer, flees the fancy party and sets off a bunch of explosives? Sexy spy games abound! Then, we've got a healthy double-dose of The Mandalorian this week, so the Shippers are talking Bounty Hunter Ships. Some of these ships only technically involve bounty hunters, and some are based of stolen chemistry. But, hey, they're all great. Sneaky Pete! King of the Hill! Cowboy Beebop! Firefly! Metroid!
What do you do when you realize your maid is hyper-literal, but also a super talented baker? That might not be a relationship question or super relatable, but the Shippers answer it anyway! Plus, "Last Christmas" is in theatres, which means the Dippers are talking about the best ships in the worst songs!
...and for your third wish, you set the genie free, right? What if it seems like that genie is going to ask you out on a date? AWKWARD. Then it's on to a Colin-less discussion of Robo-Ships. Terminator said he'd be back - he meant to snuggle, right?
What do you do when, just as you're confessing something real, your partner accidentally (?) confesses to something much more dangerous? But like... with a funny twist. Then, the Shippers get ready to go Ship or Treating with a premise they can all sort of agree on. For each of these four unshippable characters, can they come up with one match that's a perfect trick and another that's a perfect treat?
What do you do when the person you fell in love with (...and let move in with you even though he doesn't APPEAR to be employed...) turns out to be a gigolo your friends paid to go out with you? THAT'S SOME BOMBSHELL-LEVEL SECRET. Do you dump the S.O.? Dump the friends? Sure! You've got your imaginary friends anyway! Jo Jo Rabbit is out today so the shippers (minus Kelly, as this is the episode where she reveal that she's either imaginary or a cyborg) discuss Imaginary Friend Ships!
Couples costumes can be fun, but what do you do when he always wants you to be the murder victim? Like every time? Then, the Shippers often talk about other relationships but are there any out there as awesome as Gomez and Morticia Addams? There's a new Addams Family movie, and the ships are all classic.
Kicking off a month of spooky hot takes, the Shippers answer the question: what do you do when your S.O.'s crafting skills are so poor they ruin all of your sheets (and maybe your towels too)? Then, because we live in a nightmare world that bares down on us relentlessly, Joker is out this week! The Shippledips put together their favorite Comedian Ships.
Ryan begins the episode by coming up with the greatest invention in the history of mankind... and Patrick refuses to move on with the literally dozens of elegant, easy transitions. Then the Shippers don't really know what to do with a new Abominable Snowman movie coming out (for real, Zendaya is Meeche only came out a a year ago), so they do what they do every episode: TRY TO SHIP IT.
Okay, so one episode of Saved by the Bell says that boys approach tall girls while they're sitting, ask them out without ever seeing them stand, discover they are tall upon standing, and then freak out. WE DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT'S REAL. Plus, Rambo is back in theatres, which means the Shippers are getting Too Old for this Ship.
Awwww, shoot - are the shippers ssssooooorta interested in the Joker trailer? I mean, it's certainly making Colin cry... but then again, so are all movie trailers. Waitaminute though - today is Friday the 13th, so your hosts have to talk about Unlucky Ships. LOST! Carrie! Spider-Man! Roadrunner! Gilmore Girls! Series of Unfortunate Events! Home Alone! Hold on, are these all just the sweetest ships ever to grace this gross little show?
A 1 in 52 chance that you're going to have to be hunted by your future in-laws... that ain't so bad, right? Then it time for IT part 2, which means the Shippers are taking the long walk to "King Ships" (and only partially understanding the assignment).
To celebrate 100 episodes of Same Day Shipping, the Shippers take another crack at playing an interactive Netflix show together. This time, it's YOU vs. Wild. And you may ask yourself: what could they possibly find to ship in this choose-your-own-adventure-style Bear Grylls survival-reality show? Uh, don't worry - there's a ship in here and it's hot and it's basically guaranteed to not have Station or Mushu or Hagrid in it.
Would you travel by tube if you could? WHAT IF YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE FISH? Look: it's a goofy one. Then, in honor of "Hey, Brenadette, Why Aren't You the Place We Expect You To Be? Shouldn't You Be At Home?", the shippers do Runaway Ships! Which.. is running away romantic? Jeez man, I don't know.
When is it ever appropriate to offer "a reason these two should not be wed?" Like, never... right? Even in the case of A.I doppelgangers? Then, it's on to Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark. It's the spookiest ships this side of a Halloween episode!
This week the shippers are treating you to a special bonus episode!Enjoy this sneak peek into C’MON NOW SUGAH! The Veronica Mars Podcast hosted by Ryan Mogge and Colin J. Morris. Join them as they discus the San Diego Comic Con Panel, analyze season 4, and give you a taste of what’s to come. Like what you hear?Subscribe here (https://apple.co/2KwXfnj) or wherever you get your podcasts.
What do you do when your SO insists on recreating SNL characters? And then Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is out and your shippers aren't sure if they're allowed / supposed to be excited about it. Maybe? Well, they can be excited about 60s ships if nothing else!
What do you do when your S.O. decides you're not even worth breaking up because she's AN ALIEN AND IS GOING BACK TO HER HOME PLANET? Do you get in a fight or do you just try to sneak on her alien space ship and escape before the planet explodes. The planet is going to explode, right!?!?!? Plus, Crawl is out, which mean we are talking either alligator ships or crocodile ships or who cares what the difference is. Link's Awakening! Scott Pilgrim! Anaconda! Lake Placid! Suicide Squad! Peter Pan! Moby Dick! This one gets interrupted by an earthquake, so the Shippers are momentarily derailed by survival-talk.
Look no one is saying that love did blossom in a nuclear reactor, but WHAT IF IT DID? Then, there's a new movie in the Conjuring Universe, so the Shippers are talking conjuring ships! The Brady Bunch! Stranger than Fiction! Space Camp! Final Fantasy IV! Teen Titans! The VVitch! Skyrim!
What do you do when your S.O.'s father butters his corn with some kind of bread glove? Rock on? Or wasteful!?!? Then, Forky from Toy Story 4 has the Shippers thinking about DIY ships! War Games! Once! Always Be My Maybe! Home Improvement! See You Yesterday! And the next chapter in the Woke Tim Allen saga.
Another year, another E3 in the history books! The Dippers discuss their favorite ships from a week of trailers, new game announcements, and demos. Plus, the inevitable bagging on Gooigi.
What do you do when one-quarter of a double-date asks you to punch them? Get some free martial arts training from Neo! Then it's on to Theme Park Ships because OMG Galaxy's Edge is a thing and Mogge's been there. Who are the Shippers favorite Theme Park Ships? Pirates of the Caribbean! Snow White! Mulan! Journey into Imagination! The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! Plus, Colin totally knows what a Parrot Head is...
Fan petitions: who needs 'em? Yikes! Maybe your date? Then, inspired by Always Be My Maybe, the Shippers discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Friends-Turning-Into-Lovers ships. Doug! Harry Potter! Winnie the Pooh! Dawson's Creek! X-Men!
What happens when a date to the Magic Castle becomes... AN OPPORTUNITY?!?! Plus, the new Aladdin movie is out which means the Shippers each have three genie-style wishes. Which ships will they improve? (Please note: no one wishes for the genie to be free). Sports Night! Never Been Kissed! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Star Wars! Garfield!
Sure, everyone comes back to life with that last snap, but um, time has moved on. Your family has moved on. WHAT DO YOU DO!? Plus, John Wick 3 has us thinking about Revenge Ships! Frozen! Game of Thrones! Kill Bill! The Princess Bride! Carrie! Revenge!
Lots of people aren't murderers until they kill someone. What if someone you've been sleeping with is one of these new murderers by extremely invading someone else's privacy? Then, after the Dippers decide how they'd help each other get away with murder, it's time to ship cartoons with real people! The Lion King! Harry Potter! Roman Holiday! Robin Hood! Shrek! The Philadelphia Fliers! Johnny Bravo! Entourage!
You know who we feel bad for, but also who we refuse to understand? Sonic the Hedgehog fans. What are longtime Sonic stans supposed to do when their new movie looks. like. that!?!? Then, come on, Game of Thrones: let's get our Ships on!
Before declaring the Final Four for the Ultimate MCU ship bracket, the Shippers introduce GONZO CHALLENGER SHIPS. Behold as the most statistically unlikely things happen to alter the balance of the tournament. We will ever ship the same again?
The Shippers whittle their MCU ship bracket down to a Final Four! And then it's time for One Crazy Night Ships in honor of the movie Someone Great coming to Netflix. Date Night! A Knight's Tale! Game of Thrones! Die Hard! Carmen San Diego! Adventures in Babysitting!
The Shippers' Marvel Ship bracket rolls forward with some crazy theories and at least one demand for an apology. Then, there's a new Hellboy movie, which means the Shippers are going TO HELL. Good Omens! Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Futurama! The Good Place! Hercules! Aladdin!
Your shippers continue their way through the ultimate MCU relationship bracket, but this thing's getting so tough, they need to make up multiple alt ships and break a couple rules to get to the next round. Then it's on to Shazam Ships. Does that mean Zack ships? Wizard ships? Some third kind of ship? Harry Potter! Wizard of Oz! Saved by the Bell! Aladdin! Kazam! The Wizard!
To move forward with the Ultimate MCU Shipping bracket, your hosts have to start breaking rules. BUT DON'T WORRY, THEY ALL AGREE THAT THESE ARE GOOD RULES TO BREAK. Then, Dumbo is out this week, so the Shippers have elephants, circuses and dumb people on the brain. Hercules! Batman! Big Fish! Mean Girls! Anchorman!
More heartbreak and snap decisions as the Shippers make their way through the next phase of the MCU Ship Bracket, but that's what all brackets are, right? Then, the release of Us has the hosts a) freaked out and b) horny for characters that look like other characters! Woke Tim Allen! The Prestige! Roswell! Mortal Kombat 11! Also: which is the hotter Johnny Storm Doppleganger Ship - Evans (Torch x Cap) or Jordan (Torch x Killmonger)?
The Dippers work on their MCU bracket before launching into the Nancy Drewiest topic possible: Sleuth Ships! How does incest make its way into this one? DOES INCEST MAKE ITS WAY INTO THIS ONE?!?!?! Murder She Wrote! Magnum P.I.! Diagnosis: Murder! SVU! Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers!
Colin has been using Patrick's Hulu log-in, so why is he seeing totally different ads? Bail-bondsmen!? Colin, what have you been searching! But then it's on to Dragon Ships, whether or not the shippers have any hope of actually training them. Spirited Away! The Hobbit! Mulan! Shrek! Sleeping Beauty!
Your Shippers have done the impossible: they fixed the EW Rom Com Bracket for the 80s, 90s, 00s and 10s. And. Then. They. Run. It. This is that running. Which Rom Com will be dubbed the Ultimate? And did it even appear on EW's list at all? (hint: no)
Happy Valentine's Day Shippers! To celebrate, let's take Entertainment Weekly's TRAVESTY of a Rom Com Bracket and re-do it from the ground up. In this first part of an epic two-part saga, your hosts fix the brackets for the 80s and the 90s, get kinda horny about Kevin Costner, and stick it to the baby boomers.
Look, is there an elegant way to turn the Fyre Fest documentaries into a topic for discussion on a Shipping show? No, not really. Does that stop the Shippers? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT DOES NOT. Then it's Bottle Ships! Does that mean Bottle-episode Ships? Drinking Ships? Something else entirely?!?! Battlestar Galactica! Out of Sight! Metroid! Guardians of the Galaxy!
What do you do when your new S.O. keeps changing hairstyles? GRILL THEM ABOUT IT UNTIL THEY FREAK OUT AND SHAVE IT OFF?!?! Plus, Patrick's quitting his day job, so the Shippers are talkin' Quittin' Ships! The Office! Jerry Maguire! The Truman Show! Half-Baked! Finally a listener question prompts a discussion about which OTPs couldn't hack the holidays.
After debating both Dad-Bod-Spider-Man and what constitutes a spoiler, the Shippers turn their exaggerated fisheye lens to Trippy Ships. Futurama! Beavis and Butthead! Valley Girl! Out of Sight!
What happens when your friend can only use the word "funky" to describe her new boyfriend? Worse: what happens when it turns out that HE JUST IS FUNKY? (Hint: never apologize, never show weakness.) Speaking of never showing weakness, the Shippers are heading to the slopes to talk Ski Ships! Stupid Sexy Flanders! Ski Free! Number Munchers! Frozen! Misery! Boy Meets World! A Goofy Movie!
Okay, so, HEAVY SPOILERS for Black Mirror: Bandersnatch. The Shippers break format to record a commentary/play-a-long track for Netflix's choose-your-own-adventure experiment. Behold! Your favorite pop culture obsessives stumble into a PERFECT FIVE STAR score!
Happy New Year everyone! In the spirit of not being counter-culture, we're announcing our Resolution Ships in January. This is all about people bettering themselves... whatever that means. Happy Death Day! Bridget Jones Diary! Kung Fu Panda! Star Wars!
Your best friend has an irresponsible Adventures Sports guy for an SO - let's answer all possible questions that could pertain to that! Plus, in the spirit of answering all possible questions, the Shippers are talking MULTIVERSAL SHIPS. Into the Spider-Verse! Futurama! Cloverfield! Twelve Monkeys! It's A Wonderful Life! Watch out, the Shipper stumble on the strangest math in this one!
What if your S.O. just doesn't want you to see their embarrassing performance on Jeopardy? Like, are you supposed to avoid watching Jeopardy? THAT SHIT'S ON NETFLIX! Plus, it's Dec. 7, which means it's time for Smash Ships! Super Smash Bros.! Bob's Burgers! Crash Bandicoot! The Smashing Pumpkins!
The Dips test the limits of a bride’s powers at her own wedding before turning to Thanksgiving. This year, the Shippers are each bringing a different dish to make up one big potluck dinner! Potatoes! Pies! Turducken! Pies again! Featuring ships from Toy Story, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Pushing Daisies, Duck Tails and Robin Hood.
Look, if you have the opportunity to date Clarissa Darling, you have to accept the fact that you exist in her magical world. Plus, Fallout 76 has the Shippers considering considering self-insert ships (y’know, to rebel against that damn MMO) but instead they land on Fallout Ships! Night of the Comet! Necessary Roughness! Attack of the Block! Final Fantasy VII!
Cat- and microphone-problems notwithstanding, the Shippers try to excuse the behavior of a manipulative teenage boyfriend-to-be waiting in the wings. Evan Hansen, you know what you did. Plus, Patrick sits up straight, which means he’s trying. Then it’s time for Grump Ships! Hocus Pocus! Harry Potter! The Princess Bride! Hello Dolly! Grumpy Old Men!
What do you do when you agree to go out with a vampire who turns out to be — wait for it — an actual vampire? You know, like in Queen of the Damned. HEY SPEAKING OF: that Queen movie (Bohemian Rhapsody) is out, so let’s talk Queen Ships! King of the Hill! Game of Thrones! Revenge of the Sith! Wayne’s World!
With apologies to Megan Fox and Andrew Barrymore, the Shippers try to figure out what to do with an SO’s celebrity obsession. Plus, the biggest game of the year is out today, so your hosts have the obligatory conversation about horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2! Without Colin, the Shippers milk the topic for all it’s worth - Red Ships! Dead Ships! Redemption Ships! Legends of Tomorrow slash ships! Huh?!?!
No, f’real: what do you do when your SO just becomes a ghost somehow? Y’know, like a necromancer is involved or some shit like that. Plus! There’s a new Halloween movie so it’s time for Jamie Lee Curtis Ships! Perfect! The Drew Carrey Show! House Arrest! True Lies!
Can you ever date an Eddie Brock? Or will you always end up being the other woman to his Symbiote?!?! Plus, the hottest, sweatiest ships around. Roswell! Hot Shots! Jesus! A Year Without A Santa Claus! Hot Date!
It’s a very special wedding episode of Same Day Shipping! We’ve got something old (Patrick), something new (a frog with mustache), something borrowed (the premise of the hot take, from Dear Prudence) and something blue (the hottest gigolo)! Parks and Recreation! The Wedding Date! Doctor Who! Thumbalina!
Can you find love in the arms of your enemy? Maybe once a magical crown transforms them into a mega babe. Then we gather the dumbest characters we can to come up with Ships of Fools! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! Bob’s Burgers! The Good Place! Bill & Ted! Tony & Michelle!
After almost a century of wondering, we finally got to see Batman’s dick. Is the world a different place because of it? Or is the world different because that Captain Marvel trailer kicks so much ass? In honor of Carol Dancers and her Skull-disguised-as-an-old-lady punches, we’re talking Shapeshifter Ships! Snipperclips! Harry Potter! Emperor’s New Groove! Runaways!
Can you ever, responsibly, fall in love with a homeless (houseless) lifeguard? Plus, Predator is in theaters which has us thinking about KILLERS. Who are the Shippers’ favorite Killer Ships? The Americans! Black Widow! Heathers! Nine to Five! Rufus Wainwright!
What do you do if a new date takes your french fries? Is it a bit? No one can tell. Plus: Spider-Man is out on PS4 so we’re talking Spider-Ships! Have we done this topic before? Yyyyyyyymaybe? We need help coming up with the more topics. Whatever, it’s a good topic. Harry Potter! James and the Giant Peach! Lord of the Rings! Gremlins! Black Widow / Winter Soldier!
Ryan’s having a Summer of Keanu and Destination Wedding is out today, so it’s as good a time as any to discuss our fav Keanu ships. The Lake House! Bill and Ted! Speed! Plus Crazy Rich Asians leaves us with more questions than answers.
Ships from The Meg quickly turns into an overall critique of the movie, a condemnation of Colin’s funnboy persona, and back rub train. Then the Happy Time Murders have us thinking Puppet Ships. DIG IT: we’ve got a historic OTP/NoTP pairing and your Shippers can. not. deal. Labyrinth! Christmas Toy! JT and Britney!
The Shippers try their best to take a husband’s letter from the front lines of the Battle of Azeroth seriously, but like, honestly, who calls it a “computer room”? Then it’s on to Breakfast Ships. Casper! Party Down! Breakfast Club!
Would you be able to forgive your SO for a lifetime of writing songs about their ex? Like, the songs all indicate that they are not over it - can you ever move past it? Plus, a cool new Mission Impossible movie has us talking about Impossible Ships. Gone With the Wind! Homeward Bound! Harry Potter x Game of Thrones! Superboy and Robin!
Normally, the shippers answer your questions! But tonight, things got a little hectic, so they pose the questions to you. Listeners! Have answers to Colin, Kelly, Patrick, or Ryan's hot takes? Tweet at us @shippledips or using #shippledips or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org! We love you, and see you next week!
The summer of sequels continues! In an attempt to un-Scrooge Colin the Shippers talk beach ships, San Diego Comic Con, and what happens in a romance if your S.O. forces you to watch Suicide Squad every night.
The summer of sequels continues with a return to one of the Shippers’ favorite topics: Disney movies! Newsies! Fox and the Hound! Cinderella! The Lion King! Plus we’ve all seen part of Mama Mia 2 (just, y’know, not all of it).
This week Patrick, Colin and Mogge are talking pop song ships, bad vacays with your BFF and whether it’s okay to ship Sims of your friends. Also, the gang chooses which Tiny Toon to date. The ep ends with a make out sesh that Kelly is sure to be sorry she missed!
If you made a wish for a cute boy to love you and, as a consequence, you become famous, that’s just cool, right? Like, that’s a zero-conflict proposition. (Poor Gordo.) Then, Ant-Man and Wasp have us talking about Teeny Tiny Ships! Process Mononoke! The Atom and Jean Loring! Inner Space! The Rescuers!
What’s a girl to do when her date wears a Captain America shirt every time they go out? You ask about it, but put a little stank on it, right? Then the Shippers move on to the topic of Cop Ships. Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries! Columbo! Killing Eve! Homicide! Detroit: Become Human! Plus, witness as Patrick becomes Ed Harris’ character from Westworld.
Do we need a fifth entry in the Jurassic franchise? Yes, if only so our shippers can devote an episode to finding ultimate ships for all the characters. Plus, Ryan and Patrick are pretty good actors, guys.
Sometimes you fall in love with a corpse! What’s a body to do? Accept your life as a necrophiliac or leave town and never speak of this again. Then, we talk Ships from E3 2018! Walking Dead x The Last of Us! Trials Rising! Spider-Man! Fire Escape!
Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 12, Ocean’s 13, Ocean’s... 8? It’s time for a soft reboot (which Colin is totally okay with, btw), but this time with all ladies! So we’ve got Lady Ships on the brain. Plus a frank discussion of Beach Blanket Bingo strategy and what to do with do when your SO is deathly allergic to your cat.
Look, we all like bookworms, so sometimes we gotta ship some bookish ships. In celebration of Book Club (the movie about horny older women discovering 50 Shades - IT LOOKS SO GOOD), we come up with our favorite “Read Ship.” As always, that means whatever we think that means. Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The Neverending Story! The Unbelievable Gwenpool! Jane Austen’s Persuasion!
What do you do when an ex comes crawling back? Especially when you're pretty sure they're on their same bullshit, just gussied up like it's something new? And who's excited for Solo!? If it's got some Lando in it, then your shippers are. We're talking "Solo Ships" - whatever that means (we love homophones)! Doctor Who! The Vision! Under the Tuscan Sun! Marvel's Star Wars Comics!
There’s a new Deadpool movie in theatres, which means the Dips are shipping quippy couples! Gilmore Girls! The Avengers! Sports Night! His Girl Friday!
After the Shippers decide hat you probably can’t murder your way out of every relationship, the topic turns to Mother Ships. Happy Mothers Day! (But also the phrase mothership is a homophone, so there are some alien ships in the mix.) Galaxy Quest! The Simpsons! Ragtime! Roswell! Plus, a frank discussion of who is the most attractive animated man.
Everybody in the pool! It’s time to discuss Swimming Ships! The O.C.! The Abyss! Waterworld! Little Mermaid! Drop Dead Gorgeous! (Does that last one count?) Plus, the Shippers figure out what to do when your friend is dating his daughter’s look-a-like and their favorite thruples.
No ships. Just Chris.
From American Legends to Xena Warrior Princess, your hosts have mythological ships on their minds. Plus, the Shippers answer the question: When are novelty underpants ever acceptable in a sexual situation? Ever? Probably not, right? #TheTrunksAreBack
Hollywood Hot Shot Colin J. Morris couldn’t make it to today’s show, so instead, he calls in with a not-actually-a-question about Back to the Future. Then the Shippers turn to ships featuring the new kid in town. The Simpsons! Just One of the Guys! Footloose!
If we can’t call Zack and Miri Make A Porno, “Make A Porno”, then we can’t call Blockers “Cock Blockers”. Either way, we just gotta talk about parent ships in stories that aren’t necessarily about the parents. Buffy! That 70s Show! Home Alone! Secret Admirer! Plus, would you bone a future version of yourself? And are there any words that are deal breakers? Y’know, totally innocent words like “kiddo”, “daddy”, or “cuck”... wait... cuck?
Daphne and Velma separates a pair from the main team and THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Something we can ship?! What other team could stand to have two member siphoned off to explore their feelings? Then, inspired by the non-problematic parts of Isle of Dogs (if there are non-problematic parts of Isle of Dogs...), your Shippers have dog-owner Jen Kleinrock on to discuss their favorite canine ships. Homeward Bound! 101 Dalmatians! Lady Dynamite! Secret of Evermore! Snow Dogs! Look Who’s Talking Now! Then a listener question prompts some cross-platform ships.
Pacific Rim 2 is out TODAY, so your Shippers have got some big, big, big-big-big (like, skyscraper-sized) ships to discuss. And because they’re all huge dorks, that means Rubeus Hagrid is making two appearances on the show - and one of those ships is the most vile thing any of your hosts have ever dared spoken aloud. Plus: The Iron Giant, The Princess Bride, Clifford the Big Red Dog x Falcor from the Never Ending Story and more Jim Halpert bashing!
What do you do when the charming rakish gentleman you’ve been chatting with ends up being a student of Super Seducer? You buckle in for another two hours of conversation and an clumsy transition into Treasure Hunting Ships! The Wild Thornberrys! Treasure Planet! Uncharted! The Mummy! Plus, what does Patrick mean when he says “kissy time” and is it anything like The Mask-esque calypso dance sequence playing on repeat in Colin’s head?
A Wrinkle in Time looks like it’s gonna be crazy, and it’s got the Shippers thinking about their favorite ships from Young Adult fiction. From Animorphs to Lemony Snicket to Lord of the Rings to The Boy Who Lost His Face, they’re talking the best Ships on the page. Plus, Colin sweats a coupon that’s about to expire and the girls share (perhaps over share) their fic-huntin’ habits. [filter by: EXPLICIT]
After Avengers Infinity War’s new release date throws your Shippers for a loop, they set their sights on Infidelity Ships. Turns out, The Office is full of homewrecking relationships and the whole thing needs to be taken down a peg. Plus, Catherine, Grey’s Anatomy and George Costanza + Marisa Tomei!
There’s no parallel-universe-problem that can’t be solved with murder, right? If they can’t solve the Cloverfield Paradox by killing, the Shippers can at least pick their favorite ships out of pop songs! Dashboard Confessional! Weezer! Johnny Cash and June Carter! The Magnetic Fields! Aimee Mann? Jury’s still out on that one. Plus, when a couple doesn’t have a common tongue, they must rely on that which connected them in the first place (probably doin’ it). Bloop!
Your shippers are experts in many things, but what happens when they blindly pick ships from IP they’re completely unfamiliar with? A brand new relationship between captain and first mate? Con man and Iraqi torture expert? A preppy girl and a biker lifestyle? Russian spies that end up mirroring the hollowness of American married life so well they end up resenting each other AND OH GOD LIFE AND LOVE ARE MEANINGLESS.Plus, what to do when your SO ends up being one of those Ugandan Knuckles. (You get out, girl. You get out.)