Same Day Shipping

About the show

Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!

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THE HOSTS

Kelly is a voice actor, comedian, gamer, internet nerd thing doer, and lady of too many podcasts! She is a Twitch affiliate solo streamer and can also be found on Saving Throw Show and HyperRPG doing various nerdy things. She is cohost of Teen Creeps, a podcast in which she and Lindsay Katai discuss the YA pulp fiction of their awkward neon youth; Hellmouthy, a Buffy podcast she co-hosts with Ryan Mogge; and Thank You For Questing, a improv RPG podcast following the adventures of three unlikely characters on their journey to become heroes!

Twitter and Instagram: @kellynugee
Twitch: twitch.tv/kellynugee

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  • Cruise Ships Part Twos and It Wasn't An Affair For Youse
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 30, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you are outed as a cheater? Uh huh, uh huh, and what if you're outed as a cheater during the wake of the person you cheated with's spouse? You get those tasty little hand sammiches, and you get the S out. Then, there's a Jungle Cruise movie, which means the Shippers return to a long-forgotten topic: Cruise Ships! Overboard! Jaws! Futurama! Ghost Ship! Peter Pan! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Snake Ships and Something Called Shazam Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 23, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Everyone likes a sexy surprise, right? Even when that surprise ma-a-a-ay electrocute you? Then, there's some kind of GI Joe movie out, so we're doing Snake Ships. We got all the snakes - Pliskin, Solid, Jafar the... all of 'em! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Ship Jam and The Alien Agenda
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 16, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Okay, totally normal: your SO is an alien sent to kill everyone. Are you chill about it? Or are you gonna join team ET? Then, it's time for the return of Space Jam, which means your shippers have some Space Jam Ships to share. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Maybe This Is the Long Delayed Ships We're Finally Getting and It Is My Favorite and You Need to Like It
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 9, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when Colin is your friend (or your SO) and you really really like him, but, like, my God, it's impossible to get anywhere in Taboo. Have you ever tried? It's the slow burn's slow burn. What are we talking about? Doesn't matter. Then, Black Widow is out after being delayed like 900 times. So the topic is Ships That We Were Denied For A Very Long Time, But Are Finally Getting. Or something like that. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Tomorrow Ships and Dance With Me Please
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 2, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Who's allowed to be mad when you and your SO both mutually blow each other off at the club? Ah, what the hell, let's all be mad. Then, the Tomorrow War is out, so it's time to... travel to the future to fight aliens? Or, maybe we're just ships some Tomorrow Ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Golf Ships and Surprise! She's Alive!
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 25, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your girlfriend disappears but then there's like a new girl who's basically making herself out to be your old girlfriend? You just date that new girl, right? Or shit, is she going to steal your identity too? Then, Mario Golf: Super Rush is out today, which means the shippers are talking Golf Ships. Caddyshack! Two different ships from the Simpsons?!!??! Whaaaaa? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Sea Monster Ships and Moughing
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 18, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your date starts coughing moths? And the moths are killing each other? And maybe there's a witch involved? Then, Luca is out on Disney +, so that means it's time for Sea Monster Ships! They're wet, they're slimy, and they got big ol' mouths! Godzilla! The Meg! Pirates of the Caribbean! Harry Potter! The Little Mermaid! Sleeping Beauty! The Shape of Water! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Trickster Ships and 4loko Coko
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 11, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you go out on a date and the dude drinks four cokes. FOUR. Like, what's his deal? Hold on, am I the asshole? Then, Marvel's got a new series all about Loki, so that means it's time for Trickster Shipsters! The Bird Cage! Catch Me If You Can! I Heart Huckabees! Better Call Saul! Hunger Games! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Marvel/DC Shipathon!
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 4, 2021 at 7:01 am

    If we're never going to see DC and Marvel crossover in the comics, the least we can do is cross them over in our ships! It's a celebration of randomly-generated ships from publishers that never play nice. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Punk Ships and The Godfather Meets the Mob
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 28, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Look, even if your SO is a total screw-up, if he's got a movie pitch as solid as "Godfather meets the Mob" you really just gotta bankroll that badboy. Then, Cruella is about a woman who will try to murder puppies someday, with a fun (?) punk / girlboss / high fashion twist. Which means it's time to talk Punk Ships. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Scott Pilgrim vs. The World! Fuck-Off Squad! Steven Universe! Degrassi! Toy Story! Cinderella III: A Twist In Time! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Zombie Ships II and Hot Brands
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 21, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Sometimes you start nasty-flirting with a brand. WHAT. COMES. NEXT. Then Army of the Dead is out so we're talking Zombie Ships! Again? Again. Mass Effect! Resident Evil! Dogma! My Boyfriend's Back! mc chris! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Big Mommy Ships and Just Punch Him
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 14, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you could probably just punch your way to love? You punch! Or drop a boulder on him? What's that? "Regicide" you say? Then, Resident Evil VIII has a big tall hot mommy in it, so the Shippers do what they do best: be horny about it. Mister Miracle! Sneakers! Valley Girl! Ratatouille! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Loop Ships and The Spy Who Tricked Me
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 7, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you're a spy, but it turns out the guy you're spying on is tricking you? Wait, hold on. You're both liars and... wait... wait... hold on. Then, Returnal is out for Playstation, and just like all video games right now, it's got a built-in narrative reason you just keep dying and living the same stretch of time over and over again. That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! Looper! Hades! Fear! Palm Springs! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 3: I Think It Could've Used Some Editing
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 30, 2021 at 7:01 am

    The ritual concludes in the only way it could: with an argument about what a reach-around actually is. The world is spared for another few years. But the threat will re-emerge someday. And Same Day Shipping will be there to defend the Earth. Together. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 2: Coinstar
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 16, 2021 at 7:01 am

    The ritual continues as Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick try to determine what the middle 80-minutes of Zack Snyder's Justice League actually entails. Everything is so slow and so weightless that every scene feels like a Martian Manhunter trick. (For real, the only meaningful scene where Martha expresses some genuine pathos, and it's not even her? WHAT CRUELTY IS THIS?) Can Zack Snyder dampen Ryan's OTP? Can Flash find love in Toon Town? Is Cyborg a mechanomancer? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 1: Hotdog Bukkake
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 9, 2021 at 7:01 am

    At San Diego Comic Con 2018, Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick watched Suicide Squad on three consecutive nights. Thus, an arcane ritual was born: this trio of Shippers would be doomed to recreate this experience every couple years appease the Gods of Apokalips and New Genesis. This year's torment is Zack Snyder's Justice League, which your hosts must discuss for three straight weeks. Will there be ships? Will there be bodies vaporized my Amazonian bracers? Or will it all be slow-mo needle drops and mysterious choirs of Aquaman worshipers? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Prank Ships and Manic Pixie Dream Gardens
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 2, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you are witness to the worst-imaginable "meet the parents" scenario? You look around to see if you're being filmed for a prank show because it's April Fools Day, and up to 25% of your Shipple Dips are actually into that kind of thing. Which means it's time to discuss our favorite Prank Ships! Fear Factor! Community! Looney Tunes! Sonic the Hedgehog! April Fools! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong Ships and Manicotti Lovers
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 26, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you realize the priest at your church isn't being faithful to you? I mean, he's already cheating on God, what did you expect, girl? Then: it's Godzilla vs. Kong Day at Same Day Shipping, which means we're talking about monkeys and monsters everything in between. King Kong! 50 First Dates! Misery! Attack on Titan! Kiki's Delivery Service! Donkey Kong! Iron Man! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Slo-Mo Ships and He's a National Treasure
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 19, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you're confronted with a wild-eyed man with an insatiable appetite for adventure and the Declaration of Indepence in his hands? You lock that shit down, baaaaaabbbbbbyyyy! Then, against all odds, the Snyder Cut of Justice League is real, and it's here! The Shippers get into the spirit by slowing it way down for their favorite (and least favorite) Slo-Mo Ships. Dredd! Enter the Void! North & South! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Slept On Ships and Something About Harper's Island
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 12, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Colin melts down during a hot take about Harper's Island. Then, look, it's a weird week and nothing new is coming out, pop-culture-wise, so it's time to revisit some Slept-on Ships! War Games! Star Wars: The High Republic! The Girl Who Lives Down the Lane! Doom Patrol! Guardians of the Galaxy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Sitcom Ships and Do It For The Kid
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 5, 2021 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you find out the innocuous but way-too-old-for-you dude that flirts with you has a 6 year old daughter with cancer? I mean, you volunteer to marry him and be a mother to this child, obviously, even though you're only in high school and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? Then, it's the end of WandaVision, so the shippers are looking back on their favorite Sitcom Ships. Kim's Convenience! Growing Pains! Mary Tyler Moore! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Dig Ships and Rumour Season
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 29, 2021 at 8:01 am

    "Okay, it's Regency times..." and just like that, the shippers are doing hypotheticals from Bridgerton. Then, there's some kind of World War II, Ralph Fiennes / Carey Mulligan archeology movie on Netflix, so the crew is discussing Dig Ships. Jurassic Park! Star Wars! Final Fantasy! (Things we talk about all the time on this show!) And a fun deep dive into who is hot (everyone) in Paradise Killer. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Taskmaster Ships and Parental Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 22, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Oh boy. As far as hypotheticals go... I'm not even sure how to describe this one... What do you do when your SO has a Real Person Fic incest kink, but expresses it in a (mostly) non-sexual way? Naturally: you ask more questions. Way more questions. Then, Mogge and Kelly have been watching British panel show Taskmaster, so what the hell? It's time to talk Taskmaster ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • WW84 Balderdash
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 15, 2021 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when the rest of your friends have seen Wonder Woman 1984, and they're going to make you play a cruel game where they all lie to you about it? You strap in, call the bullshit, make some fun guesses, and enjoy the ride. Patrick, Ryan and Colin have all seen WW84, and Kelly's got to try to determine ridiculous fact from ridiculous fiction as they recap to the best of their abilities. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Nintendo Cartridge Society - Mortal Kombat (1995)
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 8, 2021 at 8:01 am

    No new episode this week, so here's a recent episode of Nintendo Cartridge Society about the 1995 film Mortal Kombat. Featuring Patrick Ehlers, Mark Mitchell, and Colin J. Morris. New episodes of NCS come out every Tuesday and Thursday, and we'll be back with a new Same Day Shipping next week! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Ships of the Year and We've Got a Big Problem
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 1, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Okay, but when you really think about it, would it really be so different to be dating the kid from Big? That's how all people are, right? Then, it's the end of the goddamn year, so it's time to discuss the Ships that sailed in 2020. It means we're talking about The Circle again (check your calendar, that was THIS YEAR), and finally going full spoilers ("Spoil me rotten." -Ryan Mogge) on The Last of Us Part II. Happy New Year and may your ships never be more problematic than you're prepared to handle! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • 80s Ships and Protocol Kisses
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 25, 2020 at 8:01 am

    You've heard of "shoot the hostage", but what do you do if your partner institutes a "kiss the hostage policy?" Worse yet, what happens if they kiss you and it's like the best damn thing you ever experienced? YOU CAN CHANGE THEM RIGHT?!?! Then, it's Christmas Day, which means Wonder Woman 1984 is on your TV, and the Shippers are talking 80s ships! Die Hard! Valley Girl! Return to Oz! Commercials! Radical! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Quiz Ships and There's Something Wrong at the Nutrition Class
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 18, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your SO is like "babe, I'm going to make you this great meal I learned about in nutrition class" and then proceeds to rinse partially cooked beef IN THE SINK? You check out that nutrition class for some kind of body-snatch-situation, right? Then, there's a bunch of new Jeopardy collections up on Netflix, and Alex Trebek's final episodes are airing, so it's time to talk Quiz Ships. From songs to Degrassi to Jack Box Party Packs, there are too many trivia-obsessed weirdos to ship! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Fincher Ships and Clayface Face
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 11, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when the person you want to be with makes fun of your Christmas sweater? Oh, and also you have a Clayface face? Do we understand what's going on here? Nah. Then, Mank is out there, so let's talk about our favorite ships from David Fincher movies (and music videos). This one gets dark. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • NPC Ships and 7 Foot Tall Flyboys
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 4, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your boss wants you to basically cancel Christmas? And then also a tall hot boy is there, and he wants you to not cancel Christmas? Before you respond: this hot tall boy is like 7 feet tall and carved out of marble. Then, it's time to talk NPC ships, which means Zelda, which means Star Fox, which means Mario, but most urgently (and most hornily) it means HADES. Hook Zag up with everyone. Hook Meg up with everyone. Hook Than up with everyone. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • OctPhoBer and Bossy Lingerie
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 27, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your boss' BF sends you lingerie at the office, and that same boss catches you opening it? Sounds like you hold all the cards, but maybe you don't! Then, the shippers' artificial extension of October concludes with "OctPhoBer." So this one's about soup? A'ight, let's do this. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • OctFoalBer and MILD MANNERED MAN
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 20, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you're obviously crazy, but the papers insist on referring to you as "mild mannered"? Do you ride it out or try to right the injustice? I mean, if that's an AP headline, you probably can't do shit. Then, because the shippers can't let October go, they artificially stretch it out to yet another week - this time calling it OctFoalBer. Y'know, like a horse. And everyone definitely knows what the theme is and no one accidentally did an OctFoilBer ship. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • OctFoeBer and Too Taboo For Boo
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 13, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you can't convince anyone to watch your favorite sexy TV show? Also what if you're the only person who finds it sexy? Also also what if you're Colin J. Morris and this isn't so much a hypothetical question as just your goddamn reality and you really really really want your girlfriend to watch Taboo with you??? Then, fake October and forced word play continues with OctFoeBer Ships! The Shippers are always fans of enemies-to-lovers, this is just a formalized reason to explore some of their faves. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • OctFauxBer and She's in My Window!
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 6, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you find yourself in a genuine Degraci situation? Is there enough communication in the world to get you through one of those things? Then, the calendar may say "November", but the Shippers ain't done with October. That's right, it's the first Friday in OctFauxber, so we talkin' fakes and phonies. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Tales From the Ship and Pie Pie Poo Poo
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 30, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you're too sick to pull off the heist with your SO? And who is to blame when you start barfing all over the cash you boosted from the mafia stronghold? (Subquestion: is there anything more embarrassing or unpleasant than pooing your pants?) Then, hey, it's Halloween, which means it's time for Tales from the Ship. Does everyone understand the black cat-egory? Or do they all just have to boo their beast to scare up with some killer ships with very little desecration? It's a cobwebcast episcream to dismember with your fiends Skelly Boo-gent, Coffin J. Morbid, Dyin' Mo-ghoul and Patrick-or-TRICK Hell-ers. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Leftover Ships and A Test of Devotion
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 23, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when a bumbling detective tries to get you to fake your death to trick your SO? Depends on how charming that detective is, right? Then it's time to discuss Leftover Ships. Friends who are left over, topics that are left over, and leftover enthusiasts! (But, weirdly, no mention of HBOs "The Leftovers.") See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Take Em Out Ships and Go Daddy Go
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 16, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your SO's aversion to pornography is due to the fact that their parents are porn stars? Then, DC has released a Batman - Death in the Family animated movie, which means the Shippers are discussing ships that would be perfect if only one meddling character would be taken out (i.e., murdered) first. It's Take 'Em Out Ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Grandpa Ships and Fake Diamond Rings
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 9, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when there's drama around not inviting the one terrible person in your friend group to your wedding? Relatedly, Kelly and Ryan have been watching Selling Sunset. Then: the Shipple Dips fight the War on Grandpa - it's time for Grandpa Ships. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Pilot Ships and Jaws Wired Shut
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 2, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What if your life changed for the better, but your SO wanted it to change back? (There's a twist here...) Then, Star Wars Squadrons is out, so we're talking Pilot Ships. Does that mean ships from pilot episodes? Characters that pilot things falling in love? Oh: it's at least these two things and maybe some more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Dontcha Know Ships and Doordash Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 25, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you discover your DoorDash driver is one of the most despicable pedalers of faux-intellectual alt-right propaganda trash in the country? The Shippers work out some ambient rage on this topic before turning to the return of FX's Fargo. This can only mean one thing: Dontcha Know Ships! Minnesotans! North Dakotans! Ohioans? Sure they count! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Introducing: EXILE a horror narrative podcast
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 21, 2020 at 12:11 am

    In the post-post-post-apocalyptic future, a young woman is exiled from the small religious enclave of Haven for a crime she did not commit. Lurking in the surreal horror of the wilds are beasts and fiends, but these monsters illuminate her past, her relationships, and the circumstances surrounding her exile. This is her audio diary. Available wherever you get your podcasts and comes out Thursdays.Subscribe to EXILE: https://shows.acast.com/exileNOTE: This podcast is best enjoyed using headphones or earbuds.Written, performed, mixed, and produced by Kelly Nugent. Music composed by Analise Nelson.Support the show directly: ko-fi.com/exile See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Girls on a Mission Ships and Many Boxes of Remains
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 11, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Colin tries to convince his friends that it's not so weird to keep the remains of 30 pets in your one-room apartment. The boxes he's keeping those remains in, evidently, are very nice. Then, it's time to discuss Girls on a Mission ships. It's two two girls, trying to get shit done, maybe sharing a few smooches along the way! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Avengers Anti-Ships and I Thought You Were Struck By Lightning
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 4, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Do you assume that your SO is in some kind of body swap scenario? Or cheating on you? You'd be surprised which one the Shippers all assume. Then, there's a new Avengers game out there, and some of the character models are a little wonky, so it's time to talk Avengers ANTI-SHIPS. Who in the Marvel universe is too repugnant to ship with anything? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Face the Music Ships and Rounded-Off Pennies
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 28, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you find out your SO has been scamming the company they work for out of hundreds of thousands of dollars? You GET IN ON IT. Right? Bilk away, I say. Then, there's a new Bill & Ted movie, so it's time the Shippledips talk Face the Music ships! Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! Ten Years! Airheads! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • DC x SDS All Stars FanDome Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 21, 2020 at 7:01 am

    DC's Fandome is this weekend, which feels like a perfect opportunity for one of Kelly's patented blackout rage-tirades about the Snyder Cut. Oh, wait, no: I mean it's the perfect opportunity to randomly match up the best of the best of the DC Universe with a list of SDS All-Stars! Can the shippers get out of this one without ogling Dick Grayson's ass? No! Of course they can't! Why would they even try!? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Crimes and School and Ships and Wedding Song Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 14, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Look, first of all, don't have your wedding in Coronavirus time. You think you want that, but MY GOD, it can wait. But then also, p l e a s e don't sing a custom medley of parody Disney songs during your maid of honor speech. I mean, gross, right? Then, Teenage Bounty Hunters is out on Netflix, so it's time to explore Crime and School and Ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Crossroads Ships and Stolen Quips
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 7, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when a VERY SITCOM-Y premise plays out, and your S.O. steals your perfectly crafted joke? Probably just watch that episode of Happy Endings and do what they did? Then, there's a new Fast & Furious video game called "Fast & Furious: Crossroads" which means it's time to discuss Crossroads Ships. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Fist N Ships and America's Best Sleuths
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 31, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Mogge's got some beef with the list of America's Best Sleuths as it appears on the Murder She Wrote DVD box set special features (seriously, why is Sherlock Holmes on this list), so the Shipple Dips hash it out. Then, there's a new movie about the ACLU's non-stop fights against the Trump administration coming out today, and that movie is called "The Fight." That's justification enough to talk about the Fist and Ships of our favorite fightin' ships, right? RIGHT. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Baseball Ships and Quiet Fiances
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 24, 2020 at 7:01 am

    You've had a whole conversation with someone without noticing the person sitting next to them. Is that person just boring? Or some kind of ghost? Maybe you're the ghost? Then, believe it or not, baseball is starting up (THAT SEEMS SAFE), so the Shipple Dips are taking it to the diamond and sliding into home ship. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Paper Ships and Watermelon Madness
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 17, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Marvel at the Shipple Dips as they unanimously (?) agree that there is A Right Way to do something... like cut a watermelon. Then, it's time for a new entry in the Paper Mario franchise which means: Paper Ships! Newspaper? That counts? From a book? That counts too! Related to paper in some mysterious third way (that also might be the first way)? OF COURSE THAT COUNTS TOO. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Unkillable Ships and Grandma's Voice
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 10, 2020 at 7:01 am

    How much time could you, realistically, stay with your serial-killer-hunting boyfriend after they use their most EXTRA techniques to make your son cry? (Boy, these things are getting dark.) Then: The Old Guard is out on Netflix, which means it's time to discuss Unkillable Ships. Immortal beings? People that die, but keep coming back? Or just ships so gross Ryan, Patrick and Colin will never convince Kelly to let them die? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Musical Ships and Funko Ultimatum
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 3, 2020 at 7:01 am

    A dramatic reading of an Am I The Asshole leads to some serious questions about what hobbies are deal breakers. Funko Pops? Always a broken deal. Then, Hamilton is on Disney Plus, so the Dippers are talkin' Musical Ships! That Thing You Do! A Goofy Movie! The King and I! My Fair Lady! Little Shop of Horrors! Chicago! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Bait and Switch Ship - Welcome Back to Roswell
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 26, 2020 at 7:01 am

    This week, the shippers are taking a break, but we didn't want to leave your feeds empty. As regular listeners know, Ryan has a WB Alien drama close to her heart and Patrick is a good friend up for adventure. Together, they host Welcome Back to Roswell, a show dedicated to recapping the 90's teen soap Roswell and the current adult soap Roswell, New Mexico. RNM season 2 is on Netflix this week, so enjoy this ep and then start the binge of your life. It's pretty addictive, so you should be done just in time to listen to a new episode of Same Day Shipping next week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Zombie Ships and Oops I Followed You To New York
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 19, 2020 at 7:01 am

    A conversation about following a boy to New York turns into a Sliding Doors "What If?" scenario. Magic and time travel and retcons... ships are tough.... so tough they die? AND COME SHAMBLING BACK TO LIFE AS ZOMBIES? Is it possible we've never done zombie ships before? Shrug emoji on this one - pretty sure it's a new topic. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • UST Ships and Extraordinary Secret Playlist
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 12, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Is it a total violation to know what someone is thinking just because you hear the song that's in their heart? I mean, probably? Then, while the Shippledips usually prefer to see their ships sail, maybe some sexual tension is better left unresolved. It's time for Unresolved Sexual Tension (UST) Ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Unreleased Ships and Operating Table Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 5, 2020 at 7:01 am

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  • SDS Allstars and Hottie with a Bodyswap
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 29, 2020 at 7:01 am

    It's time for another installment of Same Day Shipping All-Stars. 200 of the Shipper's favorite characters to ship (and to anti-ship!) go into a big ol' pot and get mixed up and shipped around until everyone has hearts in their eyes! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Die Hard Ships and Cougartown Courtships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 22, 2020 at 7:01 am

    How do you go from being slut shamed by your neighbor to boinking them? There's gotta be a way, right? Then, it's some sort of Die Hard anniversary, so it's time for Die Hard Ships! Happy anniversary and just keep livin'. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Episode One Ships and Balloon Babes
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 15, 2020 at 7:01 am

    We just can't get away from Balloon Adventure movie, can we? Then, Star Wars Episode I Racer was SUPPOSED to come out this week, so we're talking Episode One Ships. Does that mean Star Wars? Occasionally, sure! Also means we're talking Murder She Wrote and trying desperately to remember The Nanny. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Disney Ships III: Unshippables and The Kiss Betrayal
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 8, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you show up on an island and then... something... happens? [Hey, it's me: Patrick. I write the episode descriptions. How's it going? This is week's Hot Take (which is what we call out cold opens - it's cute, right?) is about Too Hot To Handle. As is the case with all the Netflix reality shows, Kelly, Ryan, and Colin all watched it and love it and have funny things to say about it, but I didn't. I think this one is about it costing everyone money any time you hook up?] Then, it's the conclusion of the Disney Ships Trilogy! The Shippers turn their eye to the forbidden corner of the Disney Universe: The Unshippables! Little Mermaid! Tarzan! Black Cauldron! And, thanks to a list of the "Ugliest Disney Characters," a surprising amount of talk about Frozen. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Alien Ships and Spreadsheet Secrets
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 1, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your SO keeps track of your relationship with an elaborate spreadsheet? Is that creepier than journaling and WHY IS THAT SO MUCH CREEPIER THAN JOURNALING. Plus, at the time of recording, it's April 26, which makes it Alien Day! The shippers have the hottest alien ships to discuss! E.T., Lilo and Stitch, Mass Effect! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Final Fantasy VII Ships and Wedding Dress Dumper
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 10, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Final Fantasy VII is back, so you know what that means! The shippers are going to find the perfect ship for all the main characters - including all those characters you don't actually get to in the Remake! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Quiet Ships and the Joey Betrayal
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 3, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your friends don't text you back? Nah nah nah: what do you do when you friend CALLS YOU OUT for not texting back on yer dang podcast? This drama plays out in real time and the ultimate relationship fans may have to mend their own (relationships, that is). If the Shippers can patch things up before the episode is also, they also planned to discuss "Quiet Ships." It's wild to think that A Quiet Place 2 would have been out by now, right? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Home Ships and Quarantine Hotties
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 27, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your new crush wants to be quarantined with you? Welcome her in for untold months or shut the door without saying a word? Then it's on to Home Ships. You know home, right? It's the place you never leave anymore? OHGODIMSOBOREDANDLONELY... I mean enjoy the show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Island Ships and Bottom Half Dad
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 20, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your SO's kids try to bring her ex back from the dead? Then, everyone is trapped on their own homes, and there's a new Animal Crossing where you build a town on a deserted island, so the Dips are talking Island Ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Friday the 13th Ships and Gremlins on a Plane
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 13, 2020 at 4:05 am

    What happens when you find yourself in a scenario you've seen in three different versions of the Twilight Zone, an episode of The Simpsons, and maybe a Futurama? Then, it's Friday the 13th, so we come together with some ships about that. What are we focusing on here? Slashers? Unluckiness? Just Fridays in general? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Van Ships and MLM BDSM
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 6, 2020 at 8:01 am

    It's another twofer! Kelly and Colin talk about loving the puppet but not the hand, vampiric sexual tension, and bad wigs that make sex good. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Leap Ships and Invisible Exes
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 28, 2020 at 5:01 am

    Okay, so can your SO's ex be both invisible AND not-evil? Seems like invisibility and evil go hand-in-hand, right? Then Ryan and Patrick leap into a longer-than-usual year with their favorite Leap Ships. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Love is Blind Ships and Desk Chair Smackdown
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 21, 2020 at 8:01 am

    Ryan and Kelly talk Love is Blind, out on Netflix now. There's so much to cover! Villainous love rhombuses, white scientists from Maine, and obviously, Nick Lachey. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Saint Ships and Undercover Mob Boss
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 14, 2020 at 8:01 am

    We've got another duo ship for you this week! Ryan and Colin discuss their favorite Saint Ships to celebrate the holiday (that neither of them celebrate.) How would Beethoven the dog fair in ancient Ireland? Are Jake and Elwood Blues worthy of canonisation? More importantly can the shippers fix the missed opportunity that was Blues Brothers 2000? Also; Murder, She Wrote, "mafia detectives" and incongruent music on DVDs/Netflix. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Prey Ships / Homonym Ships and Matrix Kisses
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 7, 2020 at 5:01 am

    What do you do when your S.O. has to kiss someone else as part of a secret mission? (You have a protracted conversation about The Matrix Reloaded, of course.) Then, Patrick and Colin had a little bit of confusion about what the topic is... after losing a "Bird Ships" episode, they attempt the later half of that equation with "Prey Ships"... or "Homonym Ships"... or "Pray Ships"... Look, it's a fun time. Weekly World News! Goonies! Ninja Turtles! Jurassic World! Keeping the Faith! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Rhythm Ships and Break Up Cruise Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 31, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you're trapped on a space cruise with your SO for 3 years? You become the Phantom of the Opera and make up a bunch of cool sci-fi stuff happen. Then, Kelly and Patrick use the release of The Rhythm Section to talk about their favorite Rhythm Ships! School of Rock! Black Swan! Whiplash! PaRappa the Rapper! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Witch Ships and The Circle
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 24, 2020 at 8:01 am

    Kelly and Ryan and Colin are sooooo happy that everyone independently decided to watch The Circle on Netflix. Meanwhile, Patrick hasn't watched The Circle on Netflix (how would someone even accomplish such a task?). Then, the Shippers celebrate the return of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (also on Netflix) by talking through their favorite Witch Ships. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Bad Ships and Nun Trickery
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 17, 2020 at 8:01 am

    Would you do the bidding of a rogue nun in order to figure out if your SO fucked some hot count overseas? Then, there's a new Bad Boys movie so the Shippers come up with multiple Good Ideas for Bad Ships. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Star Wars Ships Debrief and Witcher Dreams
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 10, 2020 at 8:01 am

    Okay, what if I describe the sexiest person imaginable... Do you have it? Are you picturing it? Are you picturing SANTA CLAUS? No! You're picturing the Witcher (second place would be the mustache-spy from Mission Impossible. Then, the Shippers unpack their complicated feelings about The Rise of Skywalker in a spoiler-filled debrief about all the ships that didn't sail (and the ships that didn't sail right). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Dragon Ships Revisited
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 27, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Hello Shippers! We couldn't get together this week to record an episode so please enjoy this classic from the vault. Dragon Ships! We'll be back with a new ep next week, but until then, keep shipping Mushu with everyone and anyone. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Star Wars Unshippables and Colin Gets Clowned
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 20, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Sometimes, you have to realize that you are the clown you always feared the most. Other times, there's a new Star Wars movie, so the Shippers have a spoiler-free conversation about which Star Wars characters are the most unshippable (and holy cow, are some of these monsters unshippable). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Rock Ships and So He Says He's a Knight
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 13, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Look, the Shippers are just never going to trust time travelers, even when they claim to be knights. Then, there's a new Jumanji movie, which features Dwayne Johnson, therefore the topic of the day is ROCK SHIPS. Is there an extended conversation about The Thing (Fantastic Four) ships? Hey, you bet. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Flying Ships and Psycho-Sexual Flip (Phones)
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 6, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    ...in which the conversation inevitably turns to which phone would be the most effective vibrator. Then, there's a movie out today with Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne where she's an expert balloonist and he's definitely not Stephen Hawking. It's called Aeronauts and the trailer is hilarious. So the Dippers are talking Flying Ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Murder Mystery Ships and Nanny Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 29, 2019 at 8:01 am

    What do you do if you find yourself in a "Servant" scenario, and the baby you're taking care of turns out to be a doll? You GET PAID, right? Maybe you're too embarrassed to GET PAID!?!? Then, it's Knives Out day, so prepare for some Murder Mystery Ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Frozen 2: Disney Ships Part 3 and FMK Under the Sea Edition
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 22, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Frozen 2 is in theatres and Disney+ is in our homes, which can only mean one thing: it's time for Disney Ships III. Get ready for all-new ships from across the Disney cannon... and at least one re-litigation of an old ship... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Bounty Hunter Ships and True Lies Guys
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 15, 2019 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when this hot new stranger, who's also an incredible dancer, flees the fancy party and sets off a bunch of explosives? Sexy spy games abound! Then, we've got a healthy double-dose of The Mandalorian this week, so the Shippers are talking Bounty Hunter Ships. Some of these ships only technically involve bounty hunters, and some are based of stolen chemistry. But, hey, they're all great. Sneaky Pete! King of the Hill! Cowboy Beebop! Firefly! Metroid! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Bad Song, Good Ships and Maid Switch
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 8, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    What do you do when you realize your maid is hyper-literal, but also a super talented baker? That might not be a relationship question or super relatable, but the Shippers answer it anyway! Plus, "Last Christmas" is in theatres, which means the Dippers are talking about the best ships in the worst songs! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Roboships and Genie Dates
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 1, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    ...and for your third wish, you set the genie free, right? What if it seems like that genie is going to ask you out on a date? AWKWARD. Then it's on to a Colin-less discussion of Robo-Ships. Terminator said he'd be back - he meant to snuggle, right? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Ship or Treat and Fiery Lover
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 25, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    What do you do when, just as you're confessing something real, your partner accidentally (?) confesses to something much more dangerous? But like... with a funny twist. Then, the Shippers get ready to go Ship or Treating with a premise they can all sort of agree on. For each of these four unshippable characters, can they come up with one match that's a perfect trick and another that's a perfect treat? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Imaginary Friend Ships and Employment Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 18, 2019 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when the person you fell in love with (...and let move in with you even though he doesn't APPEAR to be employed...) turns out to be a gigolo your friends paid to go out with you? THAT'S SOME BOMBSHELL-LEVEL SECRET. Do you dump the S.O.? Dump the friends? Sure! You've got your imaginary friends anyway! Jo Jo Rabbit is out today so the shippers (minus Kelly, as this is the episode where she reveal that she's either imaginary or a cyborg) discuss Imaginary Friend Ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Morticia and Gomez Ur-Ship and Couples Costumes Red Flags
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 11, 2019 at 7:01 am

    Couples costumes can be fun, but what do you do when he always wants you to be the murder victim? Like every time? Then, the Shippers often talk about other relationships but are there any out there as awesome as Gomez and Morticia Addams? There's a new Addams Family movie, and the ships are all classic. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Comedian Ships and Failed Ghosts
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 4, 2019 at 7:01 am

    Kicking off a month of spooky hot takes, the Shippers answer the question: what do you do when your S.O.'s crafting skills are so poor they ruin all of your sheets (and maybe your towels too)? Then, because we live in a nightmare world that bares down on us relentlessly, Joker is out this week! The Shippledips put together their favorite Comedian Ships. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Snowy Ships and 90s Wayback TV
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 27, 2019 at 7:01 am

    Ryan begins the episode by coming up with the greatest invention in the history of mankind... and Patrick refuses to move on with the literally dozens of elegant, easy transitions. Then the Shippers don't really know what to do with a new Abominable Snowman movie coming out (for real, Zendaya is Meeche only came out a a year ago), so they do what they do every episode: TRY TO SHIP IT. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • I'm Gettin Too Old For This Ships and Tall Girl Lies
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 20, 2019 at 7:01 am

    Okay, so one episode of Saved by the Bell says that boys approach tall girls while they're sitting, ask them out without ever seeing them stand, discover they are tall upon standing, and then freak out. WE DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT'S REAL. Plus, Rambo is back in theatres, which means the Shippers are getting Too Old for this Ship. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Unlucky Ships and Trailer Cry Boys
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 13, 2019 at 7:01 am

    Awwww, shoot - are the shippers ssssooooorta interested in the Joker trailer? I mean, it's certainly making Colin cry... but then again, so are all movie trailers. Waitaminute though - today is Friday the 13th, so your hosts have to talk about Unlucky Ships. LOST! Carrie! Spider-Man! Roadrunner! Gilmore Girls! Series of Unfortunate Events! Home Alone! Hold on, are these all just the sweetest ships ever to grace this gross little show? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • King Ships and Surprise Human Hunts
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 6, 2019 at 7:01 am

    A 1 in 52 chance that you're going to have to be hunted by your future in-laws... that ain't so bad, right? Then it time for IT part 2, which means the Shippers are taking the long walk to "King Ships" (and only partially understanding the assignment). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Back to School Ships and Poisoned Plate Flips
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 30, 2019 at 7:01 am

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  • EPISODE 100: Ships vs. Wild
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 23, 2019 at 7:01 am

    To celebrate 100 episodes of Same Day Shipping, the Shippers take another crack at playing an interactive Netflix show together. This time, it's YOU vs. Wild. And you may ask yourself: what could they possibly find to ship in this choose-your-own-adventure-style Bear Grylls survival-reality show? Uh, don't worry - there's a ship in here and it's hot and it's basically guaranteed to not have Station or Mushu or Hagrid in it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Runaway Ships and Salmon Cannon
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 16, 2019 at 7:01 am

    Would you travel by tube if you could? WHAT IF YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE FISH? Look: it's a goofy one. Then, in honor of "Hey, Brenadette, Why Aren't You the Place We Expect You To Be? Shouldn't You Be At Home?", the shippers do Runaway Ships! Which.. is running away romantic? Jeez man, I don't know. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark and Robot Cousin
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 9, 2019 at 7:01 am

    When is it ever appropriate to offer "a reason these two should not be wed?" Like, never... right? Even in the case of A.I doppelgangers? Then, it's on to Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark. It's the spookiest ships this side of a Halloween episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Introducing C'mon Now Sugah
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 6, 2019 at 7:00 am

    This week the shippers are treating you to a special bonus episode!Enjoy this sneak peek into C’MON NOW SUGAH! The Veronica Mars Podcast hosted by Ryan Mogge and Colin J. Morris. Join them as they discus the San Diego Comic Con Panel, analyze season 4, and give you a taste of what’s to come. Like what you hear?Subscribe here (https://apple.co/2KwXfnj) or wherever you get your podcasts.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Spinoff Ships and Space Herpes Lips
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 2, 2019 at 7:01 am

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  • 60s Ships and Outfits From SNL Skits
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 26, 2019 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your SO insists on recreating SNL characters? And then Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is out and your shippers aren't sure if they're allowed / supposed to be excited about it. Maybe? Well, they can be excited about 60s ships if nothing else! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Kitty Ships and Rat Lady
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 19, 2019 at 7:01 am

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