Same Day Shipping

About the show

Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!

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THE HOSTS

Kelly is a voice actor, comedian, gamer, internet nerd thing doer, and lady of too many podcasts! She is a Twitch affiliate solo streamer and can also be found on Saving Throw Show and HyperRPG doing various nerdy things. She is cohost of Teen Creeps, a podcast in which she and Lindsay Katai discuss the YA pulp fiction of their awkward neon youth; Hellmouthy, a Buffy podcast she co-hosts with Ryan Mogge; and Thank You For Questing, a improv RPG podcast following the adventures of three unlikely characters on their journey to become heroes!

Twitter and Instagram: @kellynugee
Twitch: twitch.tv/kellynugee

Listen Now

  • Sleuth Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 2
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 15, 2019 at 7:01 am

    The Dippers work on their MCU bracket before launching into the Nancy Drewiest topic possible: Sleuth Ships! How does incest make its way into this one? DOES INCEST MAKE ITS WAY INTO THIS ONE?!?!?! Murder She Wrote! Magnum P.I.! Diagnosis: Murder! SVU! Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers! […]

  • Marvel Cinematic Universe Madness Bracket Part 1
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 8, 2019 at 8:01 am

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  • Dragon Ships and Hulu Hardships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 1, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Colin has been using Patrick's Hulu log-in, so why is he seeing totally different ads? Bail-bondsmen!? Colin, what have you been searching! But then it's on to Dragon Ships, whether or not the shippers have any hope of actually training them. Spirited Away! The Hobbit! Mulan! Shrek! Sleeping Beauty! […]

  • Rom Com Bracket Redo Part 2
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 22, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Your Shippers have done the impossible: they fixed the EW Rom Com Bracket for the 80s, 90s, 00s and 10s. And. Then. They. Run. It. This is that running. Which Rom Com will be dubbed the Ultimate? And did it even appear on EW's list at all? (hint: no) […]

  • Rom Com Bracket Redo Part 1
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 14, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Happy Valentine's Day Shippers! To celebrate, let's take Entertainment Weekly's TRAVESTY of a Rom Com Bracket and re-do it from the ground up. In this first part of an epic two-part saga, your hosts fix the brackets for the 80s and the 90s, get kinda horny about Kevin Costner, and stick it to the baby boomers. […]

  • Ships in a Bottle and Festival Hardships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 8, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Look, is there an elegant way to turn the Fyre Fest documentaries into a topic for discussion on a Shipping show? No, not really. Does that stop the Shippers? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT DOES NOT. Then it's Bottle Ships! Does that mean Bottle-episode Ships? Drinking Ships? Something else entirely?!?! Battlestar Galactica! Out of Sight! Metroid! Guardians of the Galaxy! […]

  • Quitting Ships and From Hair to Worse
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 1, 2019 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your new S.O. keeps changing hairstyles? GRILL THEM ABOUT IT UNTIL THEY FREAK OUT AND SHAVE IT OFF?!?! Plus, Patrick's quitting his day job, so the Shippers are talkin' Quittin' Ships! The Office! Jerry Maguire! The Truman Show! Half-Baked! Finally a listener question prompts a discussion about which OTPs couldn't hack the holidays. […]

  • Trippy Ships and Your Ex But More of a Drip
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 25, 2019 at 8:01 am

    After debating both Dad-Bod-Spider-Man and what constitutes a spoiler, the Shippers turn their exaggerated fisheye lens to Trippy Ships. Futurama! Beavis and Butthead! Valley Girl! Out of Sight! […]

  • Ski Ships and the Funky One
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 18, 2019 at 8:01 am

    What happens when your friend can only use the word "funky" to describe her new boyfriend? Worse: what happens when it turns out that HE JUST IS FUNKY? (Hint: never apologize, never show weakness.) Speaking of never showing weakness, the Shippers are heading to the slopes to talk Ski Ships! Stupid Sexy Flanders! Ski Free! Number Munchers! Frozen! Misery! Boy Meets World! A Goofy Movie! […]

  • Bandersnatch Shipalong
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 11, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Okay, so, HEAVY SPOILERS for Black Mirror: Bandersnatch. The Shippers break format to record a commentary/play-a-long track for Netflix's choose-your-own-adventure experiment. Behold! Your favorite pop culture obsessives stumble into a PERFECT FIVE STAR score! […]

  • Resolution Ships and Shoe Skips
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 4, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Happy New Year everyone! In the spirit of not being counter-culture, we're announcing our Resolution Ships in January. This is all about people bettering themselves... whatever that means. Happy Death Day! Bridget Jones Diary! Kung Fu Panda! Star Wars! […]

  • 2018 Ships and Book Rips
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 28, 2018 at 8:01 am

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  • Bee Ships and Christmas Flips
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 21, 2018 at 8:01 am

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  • Multiverse Ships and Hang Glider Slips
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 14, 2018 at 8:01 am

    Your best friend has an irresponsible Adventures Sports guy for an SO - let's answer all possible questions that could pertain to that! Plus, in the spirit of answering all possible questions, the Shippers are talking MULTIVERSAL SHIPS. Into the Spider-Verse! Futurama! Cloverfield! Twelve Monkeys! It's A Wonderful Life! Watch out, the Shipper stumble on the strangest math in this one! […]

  • Smash Ships and Jeopardy Secrets
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 7, 2018 at 8:01 am

    What if your S.O. just doesn't want you to see their embarrassing performance on Jeopardy? Like, are you supposed to avoid watching Jeopardy? THAT SHIT'S ON NETFLIX! Plus, it's Dec. 7, which means it's time for Smash Ships! Super Smash Bros.! Bob's Burgers! Crash Bandicoot! The Smashing Pumpkins! […]

  • Thanksgiving Potluck Ships and Cheers Wedding Snubs
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 23, 2018 at 8:05 am

    The Dips test the limits of a bride’s powers at her own wedding before turning to Thanksgiving. This year, the Shippers are each bringing a different dish to make up one big potluck dinner! Potatoes! Pies! Turducken! Pies again! Featuring ships from Toy Story, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Pushing Daisies, Duck Tails and Robin Hood. […]

  • Fallout Ships and Clarissa Explains It All Except For The Guy With The Ladder Leading Up To Her Bedroom Window
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 16, 2018 at 8:05 am

    Look, if you have the opportunity to date Clarissa Darling, you have to accept the fact that you exist in her magical world. Plus, Fallout 76 has the Shippers considering considering self-insert ships (y’know, to rebel against that damn MMO) but instead they land on Fallout Ships! Night of the Comet! Necessary Roughness! Attack of the Block! Final Fantasy VII! […]

  • Grump Ships and Dear Evan Hansen
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 9, 2018 at 8:05 am

    Cat- and microphone-problems notwithstanding, the Shippers try to excuse the behavior of a manipulative teenage boyfriend-to-be waiting in the wings. Evan Hansen, you know what you did. Plus, Patrick sits up straight, which means he’s trying. Then it’s time for Grump Ships! Hocus Pocus! Harry Potter! The Princess Bride! Hello Dolly! Grumpy Old Men! […]

  • Queen Ships and MTV Vampires
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 2, 2018 at 7:05 am

    What do you do when you agree to go out with a vampire who turns out to be — wait for it — an actual vampire? You know, like in Queen of the Damned. HEY SPEAKING OF: that Queen movie (Bohemian Rhapsody) is out, so let’s talk Queen Ships! King of the Hill! Game of Thrones! Revenge of the Sith! Wayne’s World! […]

  • Red Dead Redemption and Celebrity Obsessions
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 26, 2018 at 7:05 am

    With apologies to Megan Fox and Andrew Barrymore, the Shippers try to figure out what to do with an SO’s celebrity obsession. Plus, the biggest game of the year is out today, so your hosts have the obligatory conversation about horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2! Without Colin, the Shippers milk the topic for all it’s worth - Red Ships! Dead Ships! Redemption Ships! Legends of Tomorrow slash ships! Huh?!?! […]

  • Ghosts and Jamie Lee Curtis Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 19, 2018 at 7:05 am

    No, f’real: what do you do when your SO just becomes a ghost somehow? Y’know, like a necromancer is involved or some shit like that. Plus! There’s a new Halloween movie so it’s time for Jamie Lee Curtis Ships! Perfect! The Drew Carrey Show! House Arrest! True Lies! […]

  • Venom and Hot Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 12, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Can you ever date an Eddie Brock? Or will you always end up being the other woman to his Symbiote?!?! Plus, the hottest, sweatiest ships around. Roswell! Hot Shots! Jesus! A Year Without A Santa Claus! Hot Date! […]

  • Wedding Ships and Dear Prudence
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 5, 2018 at 7:05 am

    It’s a very special wedding episode of Same Day Shipping! We’ve got something old (Patrick), something new (a frog with mustache), something borrowed (the premise of the hot take, from Dear Prudence) and something blue (the hottest gigolo)! Parks and Recreation! The Wedding Date! Doctor Who! Thumbalina! […]

  • Bowsette and Ship of Fools
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 28, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Can you find love in the arms of your enemy? Maybe once a magical crown transforms them into a mega babe. Then we gather the dumbest characters we can to come up with Ships of Fools! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! Bob’s Burgers! The Good Place! Bill & Ted! Tony & Michelle! […]

  • Batman's Dick and Shapeshifter Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 21, 2018 at 7:05 am

    After almost a century of wondering, we finally got to see Batman’s dick. Is the world a different place because of it? Or is the world different because that Captain Marvel trailer kicks so much ass? In honor of Carol Dancers and her Skull-disguised-as-an-old-lady punches, we’re talking Shapeshifter Ships! Snipperclips! Harry Potter! Emperor’s New Groove! Runaways! […]

  • Killer Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 14, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Can you ever, responsibly, fall in love with a homeless (houseless) lifeguard? Plus, Predator is in theaters which has us thinking about KILLERS. Who are the Shippers’ favorite Killer Ships? The Americans! Black Widow! Heathers! Nine to Five! Rufus Wainwright! […]

  • Spider Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 7, 2018 at 7:05 am

    What do you do if a new date takes your french fries? Is it a bit? No one can tell. Plus: Spider-Man is out on PS4 so we’re talking Spider-Ships! Have we done this topic before? Yyyyyyyymaybe? We need help coming up with the more topics. Whatever, it’s a good topic. Harry Potter! James and the Giant Peach! Lord of the Rings! Gremlins! Black Widow / Winter Soldier! […]

  • Keanu Ships and Crazy Rich Asians
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 31, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Ryan’s having a Summer of Keanu and Destination Wedding is out today, so it’s as good a time as any to discuss our fav Keanu ships. The Lake House! Bill and Ted! Speed! Plus Crazy Rich Asians leaves us with more questions than answers. […]

  • Puppet Ships and The Meg
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 24, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Ships from The Meg quickly turns into an overall critique of the movie, a condemnation of Colin’s funnboy persona, and back rub train. Then the Happy Time Murders have us thinking Puppet Ships. DIG IT: we’ve got a historic OTP/NoTP pairing and your Shippers can. not. deal. Labyrinth! Christmas Toy! JT and Britney! […]

  • Breakfast Ships and WoW
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 17, 2018 at 7:05 am

    The Shippers try their best to take a husband’s letter from the front lines of the Battle of Azeroth seriously, but like, honestly, who calls it a “computer room”? Then it’s on to Breakfast Ships. Casper! Party Down! Breakfast Club! […]

  • Impossible Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 10, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Would you be able to forgive your SO for a lifetime of writing songs about their ex? Like, the songs all indicate that they are not over it - can you ever move past it? Plus, a cool new Mission Impossible movie has us talking about Impossible Ships. Gone With the Wind! Homeward Bound! Harry Potter x Game of Thrones! Superboy and Robin! […]

  • The Podcast is Dark Tonight
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 3, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Normally, the shippers answer your questions! But tonight, things got a little hectic, so they pose the questions to you. Listeners! Have answers to Colin, Kelly, Patrick, or Ryan's hot takes? Tweet at us @shippledips or using #shippledips or email us at shippledipsshow@gmail.com! We love you, and see you next week! […]

  • Colin Hates the Beach
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 27, 2018 at 7:05 am

    The summer of sequels continues! In an attempt to un-Scrooge Colin the Shippers talk beach ships, San Diego Comic Con, and what happens in a romance if your S.O. forces you to watch Suicide Squad every night. […]

  • Disney Ships Volume 2
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 20, 2018 at 7:05 am

    The summer of sequels continues with a return to one of the Shippers’ favorite topics: Disney movies! Newsies! Fox and the Hound! Cinderella! The Lion King! Plus we’ve all seen part of Mama Mia 2 (just, y’know, not all of it). […]

  • Pop Song Ships 2
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 13, 2018 at 7:05 am

    This week Patrick, Colin and Mogge are talking pop song ships, bad vacays with your BFF and whether it’s okay to ship Sims of your friends. Also, the gang chooses which Tiny Toon to date. The ep ends with a make out sesh that Kelly is sure to be sorry she missed! […]

  • Tiny Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 6, 2018 at 7:05 am

    If you made a wish for a cute boy to love you and, as a consequence, you become famous, that’s just cool, right? Like, that’s a zero-conflict proposition. (Poor Gordo.) Then, Ant-Man and Wasp have us talking about Teeny Tiny Ships! Process Mononoke! The Atom and Jean Loring! Inner Space! The Rescuers! […]

  • Cop Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 29, 2018 at 7:05 am

    What’s a girl to do when her date wears a Captain America shirt every time they go out? You ask about it, but put a little stank on it, right? Then the Shippers move on to the topic of Cop Ships. Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries! Columbo! Killing Eve! Homicide! Detroit: Become Human! Plus, witness as Patrick becomes Ed Harris’ character from Westworld. […]

  • Jurassic Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 22, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Do we need a fifth entry in the Jurassic franchise? Yes, if only so our shippers can devote an episode to finding ultimate ships for all the characters. Plus, Ryan and Patrick are pretty good actors, guys.&nbs […]

  • Weekend at Bernie's and E3
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 15, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Sometimes you fall in love with a corpse! What’s a body to do? Accept your life as a necrophiliac or leave town and never speak of this again. Then, we talk Ships from E3 2018! Walking Dead x The Last of Us! Trials Rising! Spider-Man! Fire Escape! […]

  • Beach Party and Lady Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 8, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 12, Ocean’s 13, Ocean’s... 8? It’s time for a soft reboot (which Colin is totally okay with, btw), but this time with all ladies! So we’ve got Lady Ships on the brain. Plus a frank discussion of Beach Blanket Bingo strategy and what to do with do when your SO is deathly allergic to your cat. […]

  • Read Ships and Homicidal Love
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 1, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Look, we all like bookworms, so sometimes we gotta ship some bookish ships. In celebration of Book Club (the movie about horny older women discovering 50 Shades - IT LOOKS SO GOOD), we come up with our favorite “Read Ship.” As always, that means whatever we think that means. Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The Neverending Story! The Unbelievable Gwenpool! Jane Austen’s Persuasion! […]

  • Solo Ships and Fateful Consequences
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 25, 2018 at 7:05 am

    What do you do when an ex comes crawling back? Especially when you're pretty sure they're on their same bullshit, just gussied up like it's something new? And who's excited for Solo!? If it's got some Lando in it, then your shippers are. We're talking "Solo Ships" - whatever that means (we love homophones)! Doctor Who! The Vision! Under the Tuscan Sun! Marvel's Star Wars Comics! […]

  • Quip Ships and Romance Novels About You
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 18, 2018 at 7:05 am

    There’s a new Deadpool movie in theatres, which means the Dips are shipping quippy couples! Gilmore Girls! The Avengers! Sports Night! His Girl Friday! […]

  • Motherships and 50 Cars
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 11, 2018 at 7:05 am

    After the Shippers decide hat you probably can’t murder your way out of every relationship, the topic turns to Mother Ships. Happy Mothers Day! (But also the phrase mothership is a homophone, so there are some alien ships in the mix.) Galaxy Quest! The Simpsons! Ragtime! Roswell! Plus, a frank discussion of who is the most attractive animated man. […]

  • Swimming Ships and Bosch
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 4, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    Everybody in the pool! It’s time to discuss Swimming Ships! The O.C.! The Abyss! Waterworld! Little Mermaid! Drop Dead Gorgeous! (Does that last one count?) Plus, the Shippers figure out what to do when your friend is dating his daughter’s look-a-like and their favorite thruples. […]

  • Avengers Infinity War Part Chris
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 27, 2018 at 7:05 am

    No ships. Just Chris. […]

  • Mythships and #TheTrunksAreBack
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 20, 2018 at 7:05 am

    From American Legends to Xena Warrior Princess, your hosts have mythological ships on their minds. Plus, the Shippers answer the question: When are novelty underpants ever acceptable in a sexual situation? Ever? Probably not, right? #TheTrunksAreBack […]

  • New Kids and A Match Made in Space
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 13, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Hollywood Hot Shot Colin J. Morris couldn’t make it to today’s show, so instead, he calls in with a not-actually-a-question about Back to the Future. Then the Shippers turn to ships featuring the new kid in town. The Simpsons! Just One of the Guys! Footloose! […]

  • Parent Ships and Future Selves
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 6, 2018 at 7:05 am

    If we can’t call Zack and Miri Make A Porno, “Make A Porno”, then we can’t call Blockers “Cock Blockers”. Either way, we just gotta talk about parent ships in stories that aren’t necessarily about the parents. Buffy! That 70s Show! Home Alone! Secret Admirer! Plus, would you bone a future version of yourself? And are there any words that are deal breakers? Y’know, totally innocent words like “kiddo”, “daddy”, or “cuck”... wait... cuck? […]

  • Dog Ships and Away Teams
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 30, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Daphne and Velma separates a pair from the main team and THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Something we can ship?! What other team could stand to have two member siphoned off to explore their feelings? Then, inspired by the non-problematic parts of Isle of Dogs (if there are non-problematic parts of Isle of Dogs...), your Shippers have dog-owner Jen Kleinrock on to discuss their favorite canine ships. Homeward Bound! 101 Dalmatians! Lady Dynamite! Secret of Evermore! Snow Dogs! Look Who’s Talking Now! Then a listener question prompts some cross-platform ships. […]

  • Giants, Jerks, and Giant Jerks
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 23, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Pacific Rim 2 is out TODAY, so your Shippers have got some big, big, big-big-big (like, skyscraper-sized) ships to discuss. And because they’re all huge dorks, that means Rubeus Hagrid is making two appearances on the show - and one of those ships is the most vile thing any of your hosts have ever dared spoken aloud. Plus: The Iron Giant, The Princess Bride, Clifford the Big Red Dog x Falcor from the Never Ending Story and more Jim Halpert bashing! […]

  • X Marks the Ship
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 16, 2018 at 7:05 am

    What do you do when the charming rakish gentleman you’ve been chatting with ends up being a student of Super Seducer? You buckle in for another two hours of conversation and an clumsy transition into Treasure Hunting Ships! The Wild Thornberrys! Treasure Planet! Uncharted! The Mummy! Plus, what does Patrick mean when he says “kissy time” and is it anything like The Mask-esque calypso dance sequence playing on repeat in Colin’s head? […]

  • A Wrinkle in Time, YA Ships and Colin’s Coupon Query
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 9, 2018 at 8:05 am

    A Wrinkle in Time looks like it’s gonna be crazy, and it’s got the Shippers thinking about their favorite ships from Young Adult fiction. From Animorphs to Lemony Snicket to Lord of the Rings to The Boy Who Lost His Face, they’re talking the best Ships on the page. Plus, Colin sweats a coupon that’s about to expire and the girls share (perhaps over share) their fic-huntin’ habits. [filter by: EXPLICIT […]

  • Infidelity and Infinity War
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 2, 2018 at 8:05 am

    After Avengers Infinity War’s new release date throws your Shippers for a loop, they set their sights on Infidelity Ships. Turns out, The Office is full of homewrecking relationships and the whole thing needs to be taken down a peg. Plus, Catherine, Grey’s Anatomy and George Costanza + Marisa Tomei! […]

  • Pop Song Ships and Cloverfield Paradox
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 23, 2018 at 8:05 am

    There’s no parallel-universe-problem that can’t be solved with murder, right? If they can’t solve the Cloverfield Paradox by killing, the Shippers can at least pick their favorite ships out of pop songs! Dashboard Confessional! Weezer! Johnny Cash and June Carter! The Magnetic Fields! Aimee Mann? Jury’s still out on that one. Plus, when a couple doesn’t have a common tongue, they must rely on that which connected them in the first place (probably doin’ it). Bloop! […]

  • "I'm Dating a Troll!" and Ships at First Sight
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 16, 2018 at 8:05 am

    Your shippers are experts in many things, but what happens when they blindly pick ships from IP they’re completely unfamiliar with? A brand new relationship between captain and first mate? Con man and Iraqi torture expert? A preppy girl and a biker lifestyle? Russian spies that end up mirroring the hollowness of American married life so well they end up resenting each other AND OH GOD LIFE AND LOVE ARE MEANINGLESS.Plus, what to do when your SO ends up being one of those Ugandan Knuckles. (You get out, girl. You get out.) […]

  • A F*cking Bet & Olympic Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 9, 2018 at 8:05 am

    Special guest, Jen Kleinrock, joins the shippers to help decide: what do you do if your prom date only asked you out to settle a bet? Is it unforgivable, even if you are elected prom queen? With the Winter Games upon us, the gang discuses the Olympic romances of Mario and Sonic, Apollo Ono and Tara Lipinski, and the Greek Gods from which the games originated. Also, Jen and Ryan accidentally guess the plot of The Cutting Edge III: Chasing the Dream and we learn that Colin will do ANYTHING to ride a pegasus. […]

  • Ghost Ships and A Walk To Remember
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 2, 2018 at 8:05 am

    It’s been about 16 years since the release of A Walk to Remember, what better way to pay our respects than to make fun of the wishes of a dying girl? Then, the Shippers talk ghost ships, and despite their better efforts simply cannot guess what Colin’s ship is. (Beetlejuice felt like it was going to be right!!!) […]

  • Doctor Ships and Cool Runnings
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 26, 2018 at 8:05 am

    Look, everyone’s parents would be happy if we just settled down with four nice doctors, but we got the next best thing: a show about Doctor Ships! Plus, a question about kissing booths becomes kind of a judgey conversation about glory holes and we discuss our favorite problematic ships. Tweet your questions either @shippledips or with #shippledips! […]

  • Batman #39 and Fighter Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 19, 2018 at 9:45 am

    You gotta admit: there’s something hot about two people, fighting side by side and respecting each other - HOT. What are our favorite fighter ships?Batman! Boxers! Elves! Dwarves! Space Pirates! Puella Magi Madoka Magica (that’s the show Kelly recommends but can’t remember the name of)! […]

  • iZombie and Trilogy Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 12, 2018 at 8:00 am

    Can you forgive a murderer? TWIST: what if said murder has amnesia? Does that even matter? Then, we pull ships from our favorite trilogies! We’re talking bromances, personal growth, and a missing toy. Plus, when you don’t like what you’re watching, fix it in headcanon! […]

  • Fifty Shades and Missile Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 5, 2018 at 9:09 am

    The shippers may not know the difference between word play and a pun, but they do know this: don’t buy your SO a surprise house. It ain’t sexy - not even in a dom-Colin kind of way. Then it’s on to Missile / Rocket ships! What’s that mean? Sex in bunkers under false pretenses! Personal responsibility and free will in omniscient relationships! Harboring exactly seven years of resentment! And of course: Top Gun. […]

  • 2017 Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 29, 2017 at 8:00 am

    What a year it’s been in TV shows and movies and video games and comics and all the other things we love! Most of our favorite ships of the year have actually all been around for 80 years, but like, they feel new, so it counts, right? Plus, we discuss the MVP (Most Valuable Prince) in the garbage Netflix Christmas special The Christmas Prince. NO MORE ENGAGEMENT BITS. […]

  • Learning to Love Christmas
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 22, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Colin’s Christmas spirit was dead: to begin with. There was no doubt whatever about that. The register of its burial was signed by Ryan Mogge, Patrick Ehlers and Kelly Nugent. Colin J. Morris signed it: and Morris’ name was good upon ‘Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. His Christmas spirit was dead as a doornail.   Can Ryan, Patrick and Kelly use all their shipping expertise to complete the ultimate non-canonical ship? Colin / Christmas. […]

  • Star Wars Episode VIII Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 15, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    The Last Jedi is in theatres today, and there’s more throbbing, raw sexuality in this cast than in all previous Star Wars movies COMBINED. The Shippers are so turned on by a potential Rey / Kylo Ren ship that we’re going to need to get a cleaning crew in here to hose down the studio. But first, how to deal with a gift-giver who’s only doing performative gift-giving for their own benefit (and, y’know, sorta forcing you to open a dairy farm). […]

  • Cross-Species Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 8, 2017 at 8:30 am

    The Shape of Water has the Shippers lusting after some foine fish-man booty, so it’s time to discuss Cross-Species Ships! Turns out: once they can establish consent, your hosts are basically down for whatever. Plus, great advice on how to be supportive to an S.O. who feels like an outsider, and crummy advice on when to declare you’re boyfriend/girlfriend. […]

  • Writer Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 1, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    With special guest Omar Najam, the gang tries to recover from NaNoWriMo by exploring their favorite writer ships. Plus, and in-depth exploration of what you’d really do if you really caught Mommy kissing the real Santa Claus (really), and maybe the best, most sincere advice ever given on how to avoid holding a grudge. […]

  • Thanksgiving Ships!
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 22, 2017 at 9:00 am

    After a spirited game of Marry / Fuck / Kill (Torture?) with the daddies from Daddy’s Home 2, the Shippers move on to their favorite Thanksgiving ships. They combine the plots of Home for the Holidays and Speed before finding the mathematical average of Christmas and Halloween to fudge a Thanksgiving Ship in Nightmare Before Christmas. Then they round out the festivities with a celebration of the Addams Family and the Peanuts characters! […]

  • Justice League Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 17, 2017 at 8:30 am

    There are five whole heroes on the Justice League - can we expect sparks to fly between any of them? Probably not, but at least we can find some comfort in the queer relationships in the DC Universe (like Ivy and Harley and Midnighter and Apollo). Then a question from Twitter has the Shippers coming up with break-ups that didn’t take. Plus: never eat your date’s garnish! […]

  • Bummer Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 10, 2017 at 8:00 am

    When date night comes down to a randomly-blooping time traveler and a woman who’s idea of fun is eating six plates of pasta, you know we’re talking BUMMER ships. Why do these relationships make us feel bad? Ugh: so many reasons. Let’s get through being bummed out together! […]

  • NemeSHIPS
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 3, 2017 at 7:00 am

    Can relationships blossom between across Hogwarts House lines? They can when the Shippers are talking Nemesis Ships (or “Nemeships, for short). It always starts as hate-fucking, but can it ever turn to true romance? […]

  • Slasher Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 27, 2017 at 8:39 am

    With special guest Jen Kleinrock, the gang breaks down the pros and cons of wearing a costume alone in your apartment on Halloween. The consensus is “do you.” Later, a startling discovery is made: Colin skipped right over Sleepaway Camp to watch 2, 3 & 4. Nevertheless, he proposes an unholy union between Angela and Jason. Jen, Kelly and Ryan stick with hero characters for their ships, but the gang reunited to mock Patrick’s tweet humor. […]

  • Disney Ships, Vol. 1
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 20, 2017 at 7:00 am

    What would you do if your S.O. offered to b your phony alibi? What if it’s for murder? What if you m a y b e committed the murder? Later, the shippers get into sunnier topics: Disney ships! Sexy Jafar-Jasmine! Sexy Teen Simba! Sexy Animated Peter Gallagher (Prince Eric, obvs)! […]

  • Time Loops and Love Triangles
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 13, 2017 at 7:00 am

    Being stuck in a time loop would be rough, but would it be rougher to be the looper’s love interest? Or is it fine because you just experience the one awesome day? Then the return of Riverdale has the shippers digging into their favorite love triangles. It turns out they only like it when one leg of the triangle is s u p e r tenuous. Plus: how long should will they / won’t last? […]

  • Sidekick Ships and Sports
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 6, 2017 at 7:00 am

    It’s a sports-focused episode of SDS! Look, every corner of fandom is nerdy, it’s time to stop pretending that sports are a different kingdom of dorkery. Then the shippers get into our favorite sidekick ships, but what a minute… what do we even mean when we say “sidekick?” Aren’t they all fully-formed ensemble members anyway? […]

  • Star Trek Discovery
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 29, 2017 at 7:00 am

    The shippers set out to find ships in Star Trek Discovery but end up speaking fake Klingon as loud as they can. Hey did anyone even like this thing? BESIDES COLIN!? Plus, a Hot Take that questions the need for the “speak now or forever hold your peace” in wedding ceremonies. […]

  • UC Crossover Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 22, 2017 at 5:01 am

    The Babadook and Pennywise have found everlasting happiness in their realities-spanning relationship, so why can’t some significantly less evil characters tap that same sweet happiness? The shippers dig into their favorite (and least favorite!) un canon crossover ships. Plus, a Hot Take leads to the question: how do you start a swinger party in Heaven? […]