Same Day Shipping

About the show

Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!

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THE HOSTS

Kelly is a voice actor, comedian, gamer, internet nerd thing doer, and lady of too many podcasts! She is a Twitch affiliate solo streamer and can also be found on Saving Throw Show and HyperRPG doing various nerdy things. She is cohost of Teen Creeps, a podcast in which she and Lindsay Katai discuss the YA pulp fiction of their awkward neon youth; Hellmouthy, a Buffy podcast she co-hosts with Ryan Mogge; and Thank You For Questing, a improv RPG podcast following the adventures of three unlikely characters on their journey to become heroes!

Twitter and Instagram: @kellynugee
Twitch: twitch.tv/kellynugee

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  • Forever Ships and the Worst Dinner Party Ever
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 11, 2022 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you know, FOR SURE, that you've seen a ghost, but your husband is totally razzing you for it at a dinner party? You assume that your husband is a killer, collet the baby, and get the hell out of the house. Then, Black Panther Wakanda Forever is out in theatres, so we're talking Forever Ships! 30 Rock! Star Trek: The Next Generation! The Sandlot! Devil in Ohio! The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Weird Ships and What is Wrong with Your Friends
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 4, 2022 at 7:01 am

    Special guest hot take from none other than TAYLOR GD SWIFT. That's right, she's sending coded messages to the Shipple Dips, and it is their duty to figure out what exactly is going on in those 15 seconds between ridicule and applause. Then, Daniel Radcliffe is Weird Al in Weird, so it's time to discuss the weirdest possible ships in this weird episode about Weird Ships! Willy Wonka! Captain Phillips! Dog! The Kraken's Sacrifice! Mission Hill! House of the Dragon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Mocktoberfest and the Hookup Map
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 14, 2022 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your meticulous log of every hook-up in the school GETS OUT? And then you get punched?!?!? FOR WHAT REASON?! Then, it's still October, which means it's Mocktober Fest! The Office! Fear Street 1666! New Girl! Mystery Science Theatre 3000! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Croctoberfest and Too Attached at the Hip
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 7, 2022 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your cool witchy friend chooses her boyfriend over you? Anti-love spell? Then, it's October, so it is naturally time for Croctober Fest (and this has nothing to do with Lyle Lyle Crocodile, in theatres now). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Behind the Scenes Ships and Cartoonishly Handsome Surprise Husband
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 23, 2022 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your rich, hot, strangely European, host starts making the moves on you? What if he's a dracula? You just do Dracula, right? Then, Don't Worry Darling has had one nightmare of a publicity tour, so it's time to discuss Behind The Scenes Ships! Only Murders In Building! Get Over It! Slings and Arrows! 30 Rock! SNL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Game of Thrones X SDS Allstars Shipathon
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 16, 2022 at 7:01 am

    dun dun dadda dun dundadda dun dundadda dun dundadda DEEEEE DUUUUH dadda dee duh, dah-dee-DUUHIt's a Game of Thrones x SDS All Stars Shipathon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • AirBnB Ships and Eight Pancake Bitch
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 9, 2022 at 7:01 am

    What if your S.O. humiliates himself with his inability to eat pancakes at volume? Probably cheating on you, right? Then, Barbarian is is in theatres, so we're talking our favorite AirBnB ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Elf Ships and Radiation Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 2, 2022 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your SO proposes to you... and THEN announces that they're dying? Do you kick 'em to the curb or just get married in the pocket dimension? Then, Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power is out on Amazon, so you know it's time to talk Elf Ships. How many "The Santa Clause" scenarios do the Shippers have worked out for you? At least two. How many gross House Elf scenarios? At least one. How many additional Final Fantasy VI references? Oh, they'll never run out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Cowabunga Ships and See if He Can Make it Ten
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 26, 2022 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when this famous dude wants to live in your house for a week pretend to be a family and will totally pay you for it? You get paid. It's not always that simple, but this time it is. Then, there's a collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle games coming out, so the Shippers are talking Cowabunga Ships! Look, the theme is pretty loose on this one. Go, ninja, go! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ice and Fire Ships and the Son of it All
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 19, 2022 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you SO is obsessed with roleplaying a violent, incestuous, beastiality scenario (that also happens to be a classic 80s sitcom)? COMPROMISE PROBABLY. Then, it's weird to say this, but Game of Thrones is sorta back? Weirder still, the Shippers are hella excited for it? Look, they'll get to ships eventually, but they need a minute to why they loved the HBO Tits and Dragons show so much. It's Ships of Ice and Fire! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Top Ships and an Utter Betrayal
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 27, 2022 at 7:01 am

    I don't know why we let Colin do Hot Takes.Then, there's a new Top Gun movie in theatres which means we're doing Top Ships! Top Gun! The X-Files! Batman! Monsters, Inc.! Stand and Deliver! Dangerous Minds! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Rescue Ships and Chip in the Brain
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 20, 2022 at 11:21 pm

    If your SO once had a chip implanted in you that made it so he could monitor you all the time, how the heck are you ever supposed to trust him again? Oh, he removed the chip did he? Maybe he just implanted another chip that made you believe you had all your chips removed - EVER THINK OF THAT HUH DID YOU? Then, there's a new Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers movie, so the Shippers are talking Rescue Ships! The other three all talk about whatever, but Colin does a full-on southern re-enactment of Cliffhanger, so listen for that if nothing else. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Cagematch: The Finale
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 13, 2022 at 7:01 am

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  • Cagematch: Part One
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 6, 2022 at 7:01 am

    After years and years of planning, the Shippers are finally ready to tackle the untacklable: which Nicolas Cage movie is the best Nicolas Cage movie? The tournament begins as 15 classic films vie for the title of Eastern Division Champion, and a chance to take on the winner of the Western Division Champion next week! Who will win? Which Cage is Cage-y-est? And what is a soft boiled egg? Only very specific measurements of time will tell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Winkler Ships and Internship of the Century
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 29, 2022 at 7:01 am

    Oh my god. Kelly saw Morbius so, like, let's talk about what it would be like to be the woman in that movie. There was a woman in that movie right? And then ("and then!?") there's a new season of Barry, co-starring Henry Winkler, so the Shippers are talking their favorite Winkler Ships. Happy Days! Teen Wolf! Ferris Bueller's Day Off! Best in Show! Moon! (And Patrick didn't come up with a ship, so instead he exposes everyone to a cursed Lego / Marvel / Muppets Mash-Up.)Peg Mogge? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Crew Ships and Perfect Ancient Personality
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 22, 2022 at 8:14 pm

    Your SO had a second personality this whole time and that personality to perfect for you. Like, you love that damn alternate personality so much, but he's been keeping it from you? Good think he's a babe either way. Then, there's a movie about a wolf, a shark, a spider, a snake called The Bad Guys, so the shippers talk about how in appropriate it is to market a children's movie with that Billie Eilish song, and their favorite Crew Ships. Our Flag Means Death! Star Wars! The Abyss! The Meg! Firefly! Community! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Birthday Ships and My Rebound is a Centerfold
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 15, 2022 at 4:49 pm

    Isn't it always the way? The instant you find creative, revolutionary fulfillment in your magazine, you end up boinking the centerfold! We've all been there, but what about when said centerfold FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU? Then, a new season of Russian Doll is on the infinitely repeating horizon, so the Shippers are saying "sweet birthday baby" and celebrating Birthday Ships! Sometimes that just means characters that have birthdays, and sometimes that means characters in movies where there are other characters that we never see, who will never have another birthday again. (It also means one deranged fantasy that we are all genuinely worse off for hearing.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Chase Ships and a Killer Bee
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 8, 2022 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when some viscount tries to suck bee-sting venom out of your titties? What do you know about allergies? What does ANYONE know about allergies? Then, AmbuLAnce is a new heist-y, chase-y movie directed by Michael Bay, so the Shippers are talking Chase Ships! Looney Tunes! The Other Two! Seinfeld! Drive Me Crazy! The Batman! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Former Teen Idol Ships and The Coconut Test
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 1, 2022 at 7:01 am

    When you're dating someone new, you have to expect some of the usual questions to pop up. Have you ever been married? Where did you grow up? Do you have any siblings? Is it cake? Only one of these questions is a test you can fail that would result in you getting no dessert of any kind. DON'T GET IT WRONG! Then, Jared Leto is MORBIUS THE LIVING VAMPIRE so it's time to discuss our favorite (and least favorite) Former Teen Idol Ships! Bojack Horseman! A Mighty Wind! From Justin to Kelly! Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23! Degrassi! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Mouthful Ships But Mostly The Gilded Age
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 25, 2022 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you and your secret boyfriend THE GILDED AGE decides to start pitching woo at some THE GILDED AGE rich, but sorta boring, girl instead of THE GILDED AGE you? Then, there's a new Kirby game with THE GILDED AGE a special "Mouthful Mode" so the Shippers are THE GILDED AGE talking about their favorite THE GILDED AGE Mouthful Ships! The Bet! THE GILDED AGE! Fresh! THE GILDED AGE! Sideways! THE GILDED AGE! Willy Wonka! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Batships!
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 4, 2022 at 8:01 am

    Na na na na na na na na The Batman! Na na na na na na na na The Batman! The Batman! The Batman! The Batman! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ring Ships and Bame Bay Bhipping
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 25, 2022 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your lame little sister writes a whole play spilling all your MOST DRAMATIC dirt? Own it? Bully her into oblivion? Replace the first letter of your name with the letter B!??! Then, Elden Ring is a dark, scary, difficult video game, and the Shippers are celebrating by coming up with their favorite Ring Ships. Schitt's Creek! The Wedding Planner! The Hobbit! The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Green Lantern! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Macho Ships and Mother Mixup
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on February 18, 2022 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when a friend sets you up on a date with a sweet, little old lady? YOU HAVE A NICE NIGHT WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?!??! Then, there's an Uncharted movie in theatres, and Tom Holland wishes he hadn't played the character so macho. That means the Shippers are ready to dig into their favorite Macho Ships. The Righteous Gemstones! Katee Robert's The Beast! Peacemaker! Breaking Bad! Arrested Development! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Threequel Ships and I Saved the World But I Can't Remember
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 28, 2022 at 8:01 am

    The Shippledips try to parse out what it'd be like to be the heroes of the new Matrix movie. Like: you may not remember your previous life, but you still wanna smooch, don't you? Then, this is the third dang wave of COVID-19, and everyone's going a little bit crazy, so it's time for Threequel Ships! Spider-Man! The Witcher! The Lord of the Rings! The Bourne Identity! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Basement Ships and Tennis Trouble
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 21, 2022 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your S.O. takes a tennis court out from under the noses of some pretty cool people who may or may not be Kelly and Colin (but are definitely two strangers in a hypothetical scenario that has nothing to do with half the hosts of this show)? Then, it's sort of a walk to explain why this week's topic is "Basement Ships" but it is. Fraggle Rock! Elmo! That 70s Show! Wayne's World! Sopranos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • 5CREAM Ships and Wait a Minute
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 14, 2022 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your friend says they're skipping ahead one year at a time to experience one minute each time? You try to help for, like... a little bit, right? Then, Scream is out in theatres, but it's the fifth film in the series, so it should really be called 5cream. Now that "5cream" is canon, it's time for 5cream Ships, so let's get nasty. Thirteen! Dave! Murakami! Bayonetta! Buffy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Nightmare Ships and I'll Be Home For Christmas
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 17, 2021 at 8:01 am

    What is it about the phrase "I'll be home for Christmas" that gives your mysterious SO a pass? Like, they're hiding SOMETHING - maybe a fun surprise for you, or maybe something MUCH WORSE. Then, the crew is excited for Nightmare Alley, so it's time to discuss Nightmare Ships. You think we get a couple Elm Street shoutouts? Oh, you bet we do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Shark and/or Jet Ships and Holiday Wedding and/or Holiday Party
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 10, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Okay, on what planet do you skip out on your father's wedding to celebrate Christmas in a castle? The planet where Cary Elwes might be your new step-dad, that's where! Then, there's a new damn West Side Story movie out in the world, so we're doing Jets and/or Sharks Ships! Cowboy Bebop! Harley Quinn! Maneater! Mako: The Jaws of Death! Independence Day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Nun Ships and Which One is the Other Woman?
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 3, 2021 at 7:53 am

    What do you do when your friend catches her SO boinking his own brother? Are they twins? Sure why not? Then, Benedetta is some kind of psychosexual nun-thriller and it's out today! That means the Shipple Dips are talking Nun Ships! Sister Act! Keeping the Faith! The Conjuring! Evil! The Sound of Music! Daredevil! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Slime Ships and Scapegoat Son-in-Laws
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 19, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Okay, so you find out that you're in the family from Succession and they're totally going to make you take the fall for everything. What do you do? What CAN you do? Then, look, it's not our fault, but there's a new Ghostbusters movie, so we're talking Slime Ships. Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Willy Wonka! Ren & Stimpy! Eternals! Figure It Out! Double Dare! Flubber! The Muppets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Home Alone Ships and Wait, Who Are You Again?
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 12, 2021 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you invite a one-time smash to your boss's wedding as a second date? Okay, okay, then what do you do if now you're the one-time smash? Okay, okay, okay, okay, now you're in an emotional affair with the bride and you have diarrhea... I mean come on: what do you do? Then, I guess there's a new Home Alone movie? What world are we living in? It's time for our favorite Home Alone Ships, whatever that means! Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Eloise! The Lake House! 'Til There Was You! Weekly World News! Goonies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Eternals Ships and Sad Sack Tequila
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 5, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you've decided to shoot your shot with someone, only to be undercut by some hot lady storming in and kissing them right in front of you? It's a Hot Take equal parts revolting and devastating! Then, it's time for Marvel's Eternals, so the Shippers are talking about ships that just go on and on and on and on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Horror All Stars x SDS All Stars and It's A Mating Thing
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 29, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Ryan has been watching the Twilight movies, so we gotta talk about all the messed up stuff that happens in those things. Then, it's almost Halloween, so the Shippers are pitting a list of SDS All-Stars up against a list of Horror movie icons. It's an extra spooky SDS Shiparama! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Spice Ships and Overly Diplomatic Colin Solution
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 22, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Your new S.O. is so cool and so hot and so understanding about all of your weirdness, but they keep horning in on your creative projects. What do you do!? Colin's got an answer that's sure to placate and infuriate all parties in equal measure! Then, it's Dune day, which means the shippers are talkin' Spice Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ewww Booo Ships and B-B-B-Benny and the Dress(es)
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 8, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    What do you do when the cynical reporter you're dating publishes the pictures he took of you in the paper of record? Then, Colin didn't want to talk about "Bond Ships" like Ryan suggested, so instead we're talking "Ewww Booo Ships!" Is that a critique of the Bond topic or just an excuse to talk about gross ghosts? Casper! Ghostbusters! Loki! Beetlejuice! Neon Gods! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Cursed Ships and Omelette Infidelity
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 1, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Some of these hypothetical scenarios involve coming out of a coma and having amnesia... and your dad being a dead villain... and your best friend being Spider-Man. Truly, what do you do? Then, it's the official start of the spooky season, which means it's time for Cursed Ships. No one does 'cursed' like the SDS crew. Pinewood Island! What We Do In the Shadows (x2)! Beauty and The Beast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Miscast Ships and Masha Mixup
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 24, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you and your SO are both boinking leader of your quasi-cult / wellness MLM? Do you let the good times roll or do you GTFO? And then, look, no one likes to pile on, but that dude d e f i n i t e l y looks too old to play Evan Hansen now, so we're doing Miscast ships! Sometimes it's dudes in casts, sometimes it's about fishing, and sometimes it's literal. Parks and Recreation! Batman Forever! Sense and Sensibility! Alone! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Assassin Ships and Mystic Secrets
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 17, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your family has been keeping two secrets from you - one mystical and supernatural, and the other like, kinda mundane BUT STILL VERY HURTFUL? Then, Deathloop has finally arrived on PS5, so the Shippers are talking Assassin Ships! The Matrix! Terminator! Sunday in the Park with George! Sorry to Bother You! Grosse Pointe Blank! Breaking Bad! No Country For Old Men! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Cruise Ships Part Twos and It Wasn't An Affair For Youse
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 30, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you are outed as a cheater? Uh huh, uh huh, and what if you're outed as a cheater during the wake of the person you cheated with's spouse? You get those tasty little hand sammiches, and you get the S out. Then, there's a Jungle Cruise movie, which means the Shippers return to a long-forgotten topic: Cruise Ships! Overboard! Jaws! Futurama! Ghost Ship! Peter Pan! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Snake Ships and Something Called Shazam Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 23, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Everyone likes a sexy surprise, right? Even when that surprise ma-a-a-ay electrocute you? Then, there's some kind of GI Joe movie out, so we're doing Snake Ships. We got all the snakes - Pliskin, Solid, Jafar the... all of 'em! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ship Jam and The Alien Agenda
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 16, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Okay, totally normal: your SO is an alien sent to kill everyone. Are you chill about it? Or are you gonna join team ET? Then, it's time for the return of Space Jam, which means your shippers have some Space Jam Ships to share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Maybe This Is the Long Delayed Ships We're Finally Getting and It Is My Favorite and You Need to Like It
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 9, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when Colin is your friend (or your SO) and you really really like him, but, like, my God, it's impossible to get anywhere in Taboo. Have you ever tried? It's the slow burn's slow burn. What are we talking about? Doesn't matter. Then, Black Widow is out after being delayed like 900 times. So the topic is Ships That We Were Denied For A Very Long Time, But Are Finally Getting. Or something like that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Tomorrow Ships and Dance With Me Please
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 2, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Who's allowed to be mad when you and your SO both mutually blow each other off at the club? Ah, what the hell, let's all be mad. Then, the Tomorrow War is out, so it's time to... travel to the future to fight aliens? Or, maybe we're just ships some Tomorrow Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Golf Ships and Surprise! She's Alive!
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 25, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your girlfriend disappears but then there's like a new girl who's basically making herself out to be your old girlfriend? You just date that new girl, right? Or shit, is she going to steal your identity too? Then, Mario Golf: Super Rush is out today, which means the shippers are talking Golf Ships. Caddyshack! Two different ships from the Simpsons?!!??! Whaaaaa? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Sea Monster Ships and Moughing
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 18, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your date starts coughing moths? And the moths are killing each other? And maybe there's a witch involved? Then, Luca is out on Disney +, so that means it's time for Sea Monster Ships! They're wet, they're slimy, and they got big ol' mouths! Godzilla! The Meg! Pirates of the Caribbean! Harry Potter! The Little Mermaid! Sleeping Beauty! The Shape of Water! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Trickster Ships and 4loko Coko
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 11, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you go out on a date and the dude drinks four cokes. FOUR. Like, what's his deal? Hold on, am I the asshole? Then, Marvel's got a new series all about Loki, so that means it's time for Trickster Shipsters! The Bird Cage! Catch Me If You Can! I Heart Huckabees! Better Call Saul! Hunger Games! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Marvel/DC Shipathon!
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 4, 2021 at 7:01 am

    If we're never going to see DC and Marvel crossover in the comics, the least we can do is cross them over in our ships! It's a celebration of randomly-generated ships from publishers that never play nice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Punk Ships and The Godfather Meets the Mob
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 28, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Look, even if your SO is a total screw-up, if he's got a movie pitch as solid as "Godfather meets the Mob" you really just gotta bankroll that badboy. Then, Cruella is about a woman who will try to murder puppies someday, with a fun (?) punk / girlboss / high fashion twist. Which means it's time to talk Punk Ships. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Scott Pilgrim vs. The World! Fuck-Off Squad! Steven Universe! Degrassi! Toy Story! Cinderella III: A Twist In Time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Zombie Ships II and Hot Brands
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 21, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Sometimes you start nasty-flirting with a brand. WHAT. COMES. NEXT. Then Army of the Dead is out so we're talking Zombie Ships! Again? Again. Mass Effect! Resident Evil! Dogma! My Boyfriend's Back! mc chris! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Big Mommy Ships and Just Punch Him
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 14, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you could probably just punch your way to love? You punch! Or drop a boulder on him? What's that? "Regicide" you say? Then, Resident Evil VIII has a big tall hot mommy in it, so the Shippers do what they do best: be horny about it. Mister Miracle! Sneakers! Valley Girl! Ratatouille! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Loop Ships and The Spy Who Tricked Me
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 7, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you're a spy, but it turns out the guy you're spying on is tricking you? Wait, hold on. You're both liars and... wait... wait... hold on. Then, Returnal is out for Playstation, and just like all video games right now, it's got a built-in narrative reason you just keep dying and living the same stretch of time over and over again. That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! Looper! Hades! Fear! Palm Springs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 3: I Think It Could've Used Some Editing
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 30, 2021 at 7:01 am

    The ritual concludes in the only way it could: with an argument about what a reach-around actually is. The world is spared for another few years. But the threat will re-emerge someday. And Same Day Shipping will be there to defend the Earth. Together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 2: Coinstar
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 16, 2021 at 7:01 am

    The ritual continues as Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick try to determine what the middle 80-minutes of Zack Snyder's Justice League actually entails. Everything is so slow and so weightless that every scene feels like a Martian Manhunter trick. (For real, the only meaningful scene where Martha expresses some genuine pathos, and it's not even her? WHAT CRUELTY IS THIS?) Can Zack Snyder dampen Ryan's OTP? Can Flash find love in Toon Town? Is Cyborg a mechanomancer? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 1: Hotdog Bukkake
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 9, 2021 at 7:01 am

    At San Diego Comic Con 2018, Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick watched Suicide Squad on three consecutive nights. Thus, an arcane ritual was born: this trio of Shippers would be doomed to recreate this experience every couple years appease the Gods of Apokalips and New Genesis. This year's torment is Zack Snyder's Justice League, which your hosts must discuss for three straight weeks. Will there be ships? Will there be bodies vaporized my Amazonian bracers? Or will it all be slow-mo needle drops and mysterious choirs of Aquaman worshipers? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Prank Ships and Manic Pixie Dream Gardens
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 2, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you are witness to the worst-imaginable "meet the parents" scenario? You look around to see if you're being filmed for a prank show because it's April Fools Day, and up to 25% of your Shipple Dips are actually into that kind of thing. Which means it's time to discuss our favorite Prank Ships! Fear Factor! Community! Looney Tunes! Sonic the Hedgehog! April Fools! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong Ships and Manicotti Lovers
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 26, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you realize the priest at your church isn't being faithful to you? I mean, he's already cheating on God, what did you expect, girl? Then: it's Godzilla vs. Kong Day at Same Day Shipping, which means we're talking about monkeys and monsters everything in between. King Kong! 50 First Dates! Misery! Attack on Titan! Kiki's Delivery Service! Donkey Kong! Iron Man! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Slo-Mo Ships and He's a National Treasure
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 19, 2021 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you're confronted with a wild-eyed man with an insatiable appetite for adventure and the Declaration of Indepence in his hands? You lock that shit down, baaaaaabbbbbbyyyy! Then, against all odds, the Snyder Cut of Justice League is real, and it's here! The Shippers get into the spirit by slowing it way down for their favorite (and least favorite) Slo-Mo Ships. Dredd! Enter the Void! North & South! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Slept On Ships and Something About Harper's Island
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 12, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Colin melts down during a hot take about Harper's Island. Then, look, it's a weird week and nothing new is coming out, pop-culture-wise, so it's time to revisit some Slept-on Ships! War Games! Star Wars: The High Republic! The Girl Who Lives Down the Lane! Doom Patrol! Guardians of the Galaxy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Sitcom Ships and Do It For The Kid
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on March 5, 2021 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you find out the innocuous but way-too-old-for-you dude that flirts with you has a 6 year old daughter with cancer? I mean, you volunteer to marry him and be a mother to this child, obviously, even though you're only in high school and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? Then, it's the end of WandaVision, so the shippers are looking back on their favorite Sitcom Ships. Kim's Convenience! Growing Pains! Mary Tyler Moore! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Dig Ships and Rumour Season
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 29, 2021 at 8:01 am

    "Okay, it's Regency times..." and just like that, the shippers are doing hypotheticals from Bridgerton. Then, there's some kind of World War II, Ralph Fiennes / Carey Mulligan archeology movie on Netflix, so the crew is discussing Dig Ships. Jurassic Park! Star Wars! Final Fantasy! (Things we talk about all the time on this show!) And a fun deep dive into who is hot (everyone) in Paradise Killer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Taskmaster Ships and Parental Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 22, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Oh boy. As far as hypotheticals go... I'm not even sure how to describe this one... What do you do when your SO has a Real Person Fic incest kink, but expresses it in a (mostly) non-sexual way? Naturally: you ask more questions. Way more questions. Then, Mogge and Kelly have been watching British panel show Taskmaster, so what the hell? It's time to talk Taskmaster ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • WW84 Balderdash
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 15, 2021 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when the rest of your friends have seen Wonder Woman 1984, and they're going to make you play a cruel game where they all lie to you about it? You strap in, call the bullshit, make some fun guesses, and enjoy the ride. Patrick, Ryan and Colin have all seen WW84, and Kelly's got to try to determine ridiculous fact from ridiculous fiction as they recap to the best of their abilities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Nintendo Cartridge Society - Mortal Kombat (1995)
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 8, 2021 at 8:01 am

    No new episode this week, so here's a recent episode of Nintendo Cartridge Society about the 1995 film Mortal Kombat. Featuring Patrick Ehlers, Mark Mitchell, and Colin J. Morris. New episodes of NCS come out every Tuesday and Thursday, and we'll be back with a new Same Day Shipping next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Ships of the Year and We've Got a Big Problem
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on January 1, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Okay, but when you really think about it, would it really be so different to be dating the kid from Big? That's how all people are, right? Then, it's the end of the goddamn year, so it's time to discuss the Ships that sailed in 2020. It means we're talking about The Circle again (check your calendar, that was THIS YEAR), and finally going full spoilers ("Spoil me rotten." -Ryan Mogge) on The Last of Us Part II. Happy New Year and may your ships never be more problematic than you're prepared to handle! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • 80s Ships and Protocol Kisses
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 25, 2020 at 8:01 am

    You've heard of "shoot the hostage", but what do you do if your partner institutes a "kiss the hostage policy?" Worse yet, what happens if they kiss you and it's like the best damn thing you ever experienced? YOU CAN CHANGE THEM RIGHT?!?! Then, it's Christmas Day, which means Wonder Woman 1984 is on your TV, and the Shippers are talking 80s ships! Die Hard! Valley Girl! Return to Oz! Commercials! Radical! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Quiz Ships and There's Something Wrong at the Nutrition Class
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 18, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your SO is like "babe, I'm going to make you this great meal I learned about in nutrition class" and then proceeds to rinse partially cooked beef IN THE SINK? You check out that nutrition class for some kind of body-snatch-situation, right? Then, there's a bunch of new Jeopardy collections up on Netflix, and Alex Trebek's final episodes are airing, so it's time to talk Quiz Ships. From songs to Degrassi to Jack Box Party Packs, there are too many trivia-obsessed weirdos to ship! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Fincher Ships and Clayface Face
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 11, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when the person you want to be with makes fun of your Christmas sweater? Oh, and also you have a Clayface face? Do we understand what's going on here? Nah. Then, Mank is out there, so let's talk about our favorite ships from David Fincher movies (and music videos). This one gets dark. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • NPC Ships and 7 Foot Tall Flyboys
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on December 4, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your boss wants you to basically cancel Christmas? And then also a tall hot boy is there, and he wants you to not cancel Christmas? Before you respond: this hot tall boy is like 7 feet tall and carved out of marble. Then, it's time to talk NPC ships, which means Zelda, which means Star Fox, which means Mario, but most urgently (and most hornily) it means HADES. Hook Zag up with everyone. Hook Meg up with everyone. Hook Than up with everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • OctPhoBer and Bossy Lingerie
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 27, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when your boss' BF sends you lingerie at the office, and that same boss catches you opening it? Sounds like you hold all the cards, but maybe you don't! Then, the shippers' artificial extension of October concludes with "OctPhoBer." So this one's about soup? A'ight, let's do this. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • OctFoalBer and MILD MANNERED MAN
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 20, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you're obviously crazy, but the papers insist on referring to you as "mild mannered"? Do you ride it out or try to right the injustice? I mean, if that's an AP headline, you probably can't do shit. Then, because the shippers can't let October go, they artificially stretch it out to yet another week - this time calling it OctFoalBer. Y'know, like a horse. And everyone definitely knows what the theme is and no one accidentally did an OctFoilBer ship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • OctFoeBer and Too Taboo For Boo
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 13, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you can't convince anyone to watch your favorite sexy TV show? Also what if you're the only person who finds it sexy? Also also what if you're Colin J. Morris and this isn't so much a hypothetical question as just your goddamn reality and you really really really want your girlfriend to watch Taboo with you??? Then, fake October and forced word play continues with OctFoeBer Ships! The Shippers are always fans of enemies-to-lovers, this is just a formalized reason to explore some of their faves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • OctFauxBer and She's in My Window!
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on November 6, 2020 at 8:01 am

    What do you do when you find yourself in a genuine Degraci situation? Is there enough communication in the world to get you through one of those things? Then, the calendar may say "November", but the Shippers ain't done with October. That's right, it's the first Friday in OctFauxber, so we talkin' fakes and phonies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Tales From the Ship and Pie Pie Poo Poo
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 30, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you're too sick to pull off the heist with your SO? And who is to blame when you start barfing all over the cash you boosted from the mafia stronghold? (Subquestion: is there anything more embarrassing or unpleasant than pooing your pants?) Then, hey, it's Halloween, which means it's time for Tales from the Ship. Does everyone understand the black cat-egory? Or do they all just have to boo their beast to scare up with some killer ships with very little desecration? It's a cobwebcast episcream to dismember with your fiends Skelly Boo-gent, Coffin J. Morbid, Dyin' Mo-ghoul and Patrick-or-TRICK Hell-ers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Leftover Ships and A Test of Devotion
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 23, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when a bumbling detective tries to get you to fake your death to trick your SO? Depends on how charming that detective is, right? Then it's time to discuss Leftover Ships. Friends who are left over, topics that are left over, and leftover enthusiasts! (But, weirdly, no mention of HBOs "The Leftovers.") Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Take Em Out Ships and Go Daddy Go
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 16, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your SO's aversion to pornography is due to the fact that their parents are porn stars? Then, DC has released a Batman - Death in the Family animated movie, which means the Shippers are discussing ships that would be perfect if only one meddling character would be taken out (i.e., murdered) first. It's Take 'Em Out Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Grandpa Ships and Fake Diamond Rings
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 9, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when there's drama around not inviting the one terrible person in your friend group to your wedding? Relatedly, Kelly and Ryan have been watching Selling Sunset. Then: the Shipple Dips fight the War on Grandpa - it's time for Grandpa Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Pilot Ships and Jaws Wired Shut
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on October 2, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What if your life changed for the better, but your SO wanted it to change back? (There's a twist here...) Then, Star Wars Squadrons is out, so we're talking Pilot Ships. Does that mean ships from pilot episodes? Characters that pilot things falling in love? Oh: it's at least these two things and maybe some more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Dontcha Know Ships and Doordash Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 25, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you discover your DoorDash driver is one of the most despicable pedalers of faux-intellectual alt-right propaganda trash in the country? The Shippers work out some ambient rage on this topic before turning to the return of FX's Fargo. This can only mean one thing: Dontcha Know Ships! Minnesotans! North Dakotans! Ohioans? Sure they count! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Introducing: EXILE a horror narrative podcast
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 21, 2020 at 12:11 am

    In the post-post-post-apocalyptic future, a young woman is exiled from the small religious enclave of Haven for a crime she did not commit. Lurking in the surreal horror of the wilds are beasts and fiends, but these monsters illuminate her past, her relationships, and the circumstances surrounding her exile. This is her audio diary. Available wherever you get your podcasts and comes out Thursdays.Subscribe to EXILE: https://shows.acast.com/exileNOTE: This podcast is best enjoyed using headphones or earbuds.Written, performed, mixed, and produced by Kelly Nugent. Music composed by Analise Nelson.Support the show directly: ko-fi.com/exile Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Girls on a Mission Ships and Many Boxes of Remains
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 11, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Colin tries to convince his friends that it's not so weird to keep the remains of 30 pets in your one-room apartment. The boxes he's keeping those remains in, evidently, are very nice. Then, it's time to discuss Girls on a Mission ships. It's two two girls, trying to get shit done, maybe sharing a few smooches along the way! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Avengers Anti-Ships and I Thought You Were Struck By Lightning
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on September 4, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Do you assume that your SO is in some kind of body swap scenario? Or cheating on you? You'd be surprised which one the Shippers all assume. Then, there's a new Avengers game out there, and some of the character models are a little wonky, so it's time to talk Avengers ANTI-SHIPS. Who in the Marvel universe is too repugnant to ship with anything? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Face the Music Ships and Rounded-Off Pennies
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 28, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you find out your SO has been scamming the company they work for out of hundreds of thousands of dollars? You GET IN ON IT. Right? Bilk away, I say. Then, there's a new Bill & Ted movie, so it's time the Shippledips talk Face the Music ships! Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! Ten Years! Airheads! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • DC x SDS All Stars FanDome Ships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 21, 2020 at 7:01 am

    DC's Fandome is this weekend, which feels like a perfect opportunity for one of Kelly's patented blackout rage-tirades about the Snyder Cut. Oh, wait, no: I mean it's the perfect opportunity to randomly match up the best of the best of the DC Universe with a list of SDS All-Stars! Can the shippers get out of this one without ogling Dick Grayson's ass? No! Of course they can't! Why would they even try!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Crimes and School and Ships and Wedding Song Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 14, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Look, first of all, don't have your wedding in Coronavirus time. You think you want that, but MY GOD, it can wait. But then also, p l e a s e don't sing a custom medley of parody Disney songs during your maid of honor speech. I mean, gross, right? Then, Teenage Bounty Hunters is out on Netflix, so it's time to explore Crime and School and Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Crossroads Ships and Stolen Quips
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on August 7, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when a VERY SITCOM-Y premise plays out, and your S.O. steals your perfectly crafted joke? Probably just watch that episode of Happy Endings and do what they did? Then, there's a new Fast & Furious video game called "Fast & Furious: Crossroads" which means it's time to discuss Crossroads Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Fist N Ships and America's Best Sleuths
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 31, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Mogge's got some beef with the list of America's Best Sleuths as it appears on the Murder She Wrote DVD box set special features (seriously, why is Sherlock Holmes on this list), so the Shipple Dips hash it out. Then, there's a new movie about the ACLU's non-stop fights against the Trump administration coming out today, and that movie is called "The Fight." That's justification enough to talk about the Fist and Ships of our favorite fightin' ships, right? RIGHT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Baseball Ships and Quiet Fiances
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 24, 2020 at 7:01 am

    You've had a whole conversation with someone without noticing the person sitting next to them. Is that person just boring? Or some kind of ghost? Maybe you're the ghost? Then, believe it or not, baseball is starting up (THAT SEEMS SAFE), so the Shipple Dips are taking it to the diamond and sliding into home ship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Paper Ships and Watermelon Madness
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 17, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Marvel at the Shipple Dips as they unanimously (?) agree that there is A Right Way to do something... like cut a watermelon. Then, it's time for a new entry in the Paper Mario franchise which means: Paper Ships! Newspaper? That counts? From a book? That counts too! Related to paper in some mysterious third way (that also might be the first way)? OF COURSE THAT COUNTS TOO. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Unkillable Ships and Grandma's Voice
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 10, 2020 at 7:01 am

    How much time could you, realistically, stay with your serial-killer-hunting boyfriend after they use their most EXTRA techniques to make your son cry? (Boy, these things are getting dark.) Then: The Old Guard is out on Netflix, which means it's time to discuss Unkillable Ships. Immortal beings? People that die, but keep coming back? Or just ships so gross Ryan, Patrick and Colin will never convince Kelly to let them die? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Musical Ships and Funko Ultimatum
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on July 3, 2020 at 7:01 am

    A dramatic reading of an Am I The Asshole leads to some serious questions about what hobbies are deal breakers. Funko Pops? Always a broken deal. Then, Hamilton is on Disney Plus, so the Dippers are talkin' Musical Ships! That Thing You Do! A Goofy Movie! The King and I! My Fair Lady! Little Shop of Horrors! Chicago! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Bait and Switch Ship - Welcome Back to Roswell
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 26, 2020 at 7:01 am

    This week, the shippers are taking a break, but we didn't want to leave your feeds empty. As regular listeners know, Ryan has a WB Alien drama close to her heart and Patrick is a good friend up for adventure. Together, they host Welcome Back to Roswell, a show dedicated to recapping the 90's teen soap Roswell and the current adult soap Roswell, New Mexico. RNM season 2 is on Netflix this week, so enjoy this ep and then start the binge of your life. It's pretty addictive, so you should be done just in time to listen to a new episode of Same Day Shipping next week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Zombie Ships and Oops I Followed You To New York
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 19, 2020 at 7:01 am

    A conversation about following a boy to New York turns into a Sliding Doors "What If?" scenario. Magic and time travel and retcons... ships are tough.... so tough they die? AND COME SHAMBLING BACK TO LIFE AS ZOMBIES? Is it possible we've never done zombie ships before? Shrug emoji on this one - pretty sure it's a new topic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • UST Ships and Extraordinary Secret Playlist
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 12, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Is it a total violation to know what someone is thinking just because you hear the song that's in their heart? I mean, probably? Then, while the Shippledips usually prefer to see their ships sail, maybe some sexual tension is better left unresolved. It's time for Unresolved Sexual Tension (UST) Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Unreleased Ships and Operating Table Surprise
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on June 5, 2020 at 7:01 am

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  • SDS Allstars and Hottie with a Bodyswap
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 29, 2020 at 7:01 am

    It's time for another installment of Same Day Shipping All-Stars. 200 of the Shipper's favorite characters to ship (and to anti-ship!) go into a big ol' pot and get mixed up and shipped around until everyone has hearts in their eyes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Die Hard Ships and Cougartown Courtships
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 22, 2020 at 7:01 am

    How do you go from being slut shamed by your neighbor to boinking them? There's gotta be a way, right? Then, it's some sort of Die Hard anniversary, so it's time for Die Hard Ships! Happy anniversary and just keep livin'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Episode One Ships and Balloon Babes
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 15, 2020 at 7:01 am

    We just can't get away from Balloon Adventure movie, can we? Then, Star Wars Episode I Racer was SUPPOSED to come out this week, so we're talking Episode One Ships. Does that mean Star Wars? Occasionally, sure! Also means we're talking Murder She Wrote and trying desperately to remember The Nanny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Disney Ships III: Unshippables and The Kiss Betrayal
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 8, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when you show up on an island and then... something... happens? [Hey, it's me: Patrick. I write the episode descriptions. How's it going? This is week's Hot Take (which is what we call out cold opens - it's cute, right?) is about Too Hot To Handle. As is the case with all the Netflix reality shows, Kelly, Ryan, and Colin all watched it and love it and have funny things to say about it, but I didn't. I think this one is about it costing everyone money any time you hook up?] Then, it's the conclusion of the Disney Ships Trilogy! The Shippers turn their eye to the forbidden corner of the Disney Universe: The Unshippables! Little Mermaid! Tarzan! Black Cauldron! And, thanks to a list of the "Ugliest Disney Characters," a surprising amount of talk about Frozen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Alien Ships and Spreadsheet Secrets
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on May 1, 2020 at 7:01 am

    What do you do when your SO keeps track of your relationship with an elaborate spreadsheet? Is that creepier than journaling and WHY IS THAT SO MUCH CREEPIER THAN JOURNALING. Plus, at the time of recording, it's April 26, which makes it Alien Day! The shippers have the hottest alien ships to discuss! E.T., Lilo and Stitch, Mass Effect! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Final Fantasy VII Ships and Wedding Dress Dumper
    by Kelly Nugent, Ryan Mogge, Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers on April 10, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Final Fantasy VII is back, so you know what that means! The shippers are going to find the perfect ship for all the main characters - including all those characters you don't actually get to in the Remake! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.