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Clever Foodie's Item Shop

Welcome to Clever Foodie's, the one stop shop for items, weapons spells and important adventuring gear!

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  • Bow of Pessimism

    Enchanted with Eeyore's curse, anyone hit with an arrow becomes contantly depressed and pessimistic

  • Picnic Basket of Yumminess

    Any food placed within remains fresh and ready to eat up to 1 year of being within basket

  • Grappling Hook

    Instantly hooks onto available points, can reach as long as the user needs it to be

  • Staff of The Elder Monk

    Owned by a powerful monk whom could manipulate wind and air.Allows weilder to bend elements to their will, makes time stand still

  • Homing Flares

    Spell that spits out fireballs (# determined by dice) that spin around user and home in on whatever user wishes

  • Ring of Entitlement

    Can negate any attack by having the user say “that’s not fair” or “that’s not in the rules” in the whiniest voice possible

  • Ring of What Speak

    Allows the wearer understand any language, only one at a time

  • Canteen

    A large pouch that instead of holding water keep items inside remarkable dry

  • Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie

    Classic western revolver that shoots poison darts instead of bullets

  • Flamingo Themed Summer Objects

    Pool Rafts, Bathing Suits, Straws and other objects that freak Parsnip out

LIGHTNING ROUND INVENTORY

Lightning Round items have no description and the user will not know what the object does until used. Everyone gets 2.

HEATWAVE, SUNSCREEN, HOLIDAY RAP, BEACH BOYS, MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DREAM, SAND CASTLE, SWEAT, SUN BURN, BLAZING SADDLES, COOL SHADES

PURCHASES

AKRELLIS

Picnic Basket, Canteen

LR: Heatwave, Midsummer Nights Dream

PARSNIP

Ring of What Speak

LR: Sunscreen, Beach Boys

TWINKLE

Grappling Hook, Staff of Elder Monk

LR: Holiday Rap, Cool Shades

BARTERING

AKRELLIS

Bought canteen from parsnip

PARSNIP

Purchased and eliminated all of the flamingo items in the furnace of destruction

Parsnip earns 8% cash back on her credit card, and spent 60$. She has earned a total of 10$ cash back bringing the balance to 574$

TWINKLE

Sold and bought back snowball gatling-gun at higher die strength

  • Chalice of Endless Jumbo Shrimp

    Filled with replenishing shrimp. If thrown, shrimp expands to massive size, then wilts & regrowns in chalice

  • Shield of The Sun

    Chant “Feel the power of the Sun” shield will flash brightly and blind anyone who sees it

  • Comfy Throw Pillow

    Put anyone to sleep whom you throw the pillow at, removing pillow wakes them back up

  • Seer E

    Consult the Seer named E via your crystal ball, E may or may not be able to comprehend your question based on die roll

  • Cold Snap

    Magic mittens with 6 frozen jewels, causes half of all beings to freeze temporarily. Excludes wielder.

  • Desert Spell
     Summons a dessert, once a dessert spell but it lost an s.
  • Scientist Medallion
    Allows you to be a scientist regardless of education or acuumin
  • Aurora of Truth
    Makes everyone within 10 feet incappable of lying
  • Pouch of Easter Bunny Eggs
    Each egg has a different effect when you throw it at someone
  • Pollen Gun
    Shoots pollen

PURCHASES

AKRELLIS

Shield of The Sun, Seer E, Scientist Medallion,Pouch of Easter Bunny Eggs

PARSNIP

Chalice of Jumbo Shrimp, Comfy Throw Pillow, Aura of Truth

TWINKLE

Cold Snap, Desert Spell

BARTERING

Parsnip has very good credit, she spent 46$ on her 670$ card. Bringing the total to 624$ remaining on the card.

  • Plot Armor

    Single script page that shows the last few lines of events and can be changed to alter what just happened

  • Chill Pills

    20 pills which calm down whomever takes them. Brings the user to a cool comfortable degree.

  • Bubble Wand

    Creates bubbles, limited only by the imagination, can enhance appearance or quality of attacks.

  • Roy G. Biv

    Celestial cat familiar riding a shooting star with a rainbow road trail

  • Frying Pan

    Fry eggs or scramble brains with this frying pan

  • Tarajie P Hand Punch

    Driving glove that launches a punch

PURCHASES

AKRELLIS

Bubble Wand, Frying Pan

PARSNIP

Roy G. Biv

TWINKLE

Plot Armor, 20 Chill Pills

BARTERING

Akrellis sold Cliff's Notes & failed to convince clever foodie that his construction paper was a carrot for additional purchases

  • Playback Pi

    Sends consciousness 3 mins and 14 seconds back in time

  • Safety Pin

    Doll & Pin: Stick the doll with pin to create zone of safety around the target

  • Pet Rock

    Pet rock that can also be thrown

  • Palm Pilot

    Tiny pilot inside envelop that can be folded into a paper plane and piloted.

  • I Got A Case of The Mondays

    Cast melancholy on target

  • Wand of Dramatic Tension

    Sends creatures into a sepia auora making them Onui. Reactions to conversations are escalated, & music plays whenever time, love, betrayal and horticulture are discussed.

  • Brendan Behan Battleaxe

    Gives a bonus to damage but only if the wielder says a Limerick

  • Fog-a-later Gun

    Creates immediate fog so you can make your get away while the person or creature is like “What the hey?”

PURCHASES

AKRELLIS

Shovel Nose Fish Guitar, Sea Angel Wings, Heart of The Sea, Sword of Venus

PARSNIP

Rooster Clock, Cupid's Kiss, Ship Wreck, Lover's Doom

TWINKLE

Submarine Hero Sandwhich, Peer-a-Scope, Snowball Gattling Gun

BARTERING

Everyone can now double up on slots

  • Rooster Clock

    Clockwork Rooster that screams at random intervals

  • Submarine Hero Sandwhich

    Magical regenerating sandwich

  • Shovel Nose Fish Guitar

    Highlands of Rythm

  • Sea Angel Wings

    Gelatinous wings to fly across sky ocean

  • Peer-a-scope
    Peer into or around corners, through a wall or into another dimension
  • Cupid's Kiss

    Brings people together

  • Heart of The Sea

    Magic Crystal that allows owner to build rapport with others

  • Ship Wreck

    Breaks up any relationship 

  • Periscope Spell of Aye-Aye

    Allows you to see far off places

  • Snowball Gattling Gun

    Steampunk Sticks Barrell Gatling Gun that fires snowballs at rapid speed

  • Sauna Hammer

    Anything you hit is heated into pleasantly sweaty temperature

  • Sword Of Venus

    Powerful sword

  • Lovers Doom

    Throw this item and spikes come out

PURCHASES

AKRELLIS

Shovel Nose Fish Guitar, Sea Angel Wings, Heart of The Sea, Sword of Venus

PARSNIP

Rooster Clock, Cupid's Kiss, Ship Wreck, Lover's Doom

TWINKLE

Submarine Hero Sandwhich, Peer-a-Scope, Snowball Gattling Gun

BARTERING

AKRELLIS

Rolled against Clever Foodie to win coupons for two items for every party member

PARSNIP

Sold the Ice Pick

TWINKLE

Sold the Glockenspiel

  • Ice Pick

    Shows the best ice to pick

  • McGuffin Muffin

    You wont know what it does until it is used

  • Save The Clock Towner Tee
  • Snow Shoes

    Shoes made from Snow

  • Shoe Snow
    Snow that goes in your shoes
  • Cliff’s Notes

    Notes a mountainside wrote during it’s lifetime, reader can invisibly travel within mountain terrain

  • Time Out

    Freezes Enemies for Short Duration

  • Time Alter

    Increases movement speed and # of attacks during duration of spell

  • Perfect Snowball Spell

    Creates perfect Snowball

  • Glockenspiel

    Clockwork Gun

PURCHASES

AKRELLIS

Cliff's Notes, Time Out, Save The Clock Towner Tee

PARSNIP

McGuffin Muffin, Glockenspiel, Save The Clock Towner Tee

TWINKLE

Ice Pick, Perfect Snow Ball Spell, Save The Clock Towner Tee