ZyteHeist Podcast

ZYTEHEIST PODCAST

The official Podcast of ZyteHeist.com Pop-Culture, Comedy, News and a moderate amount of decorum. Every day is filled with crazy news, awesome announcements, and far too many shows. No one person can be expected to keep up with it all. Let our family of podcasters guide your through the week. Sit back, relax, and take a moment.

Listen & Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Pippa.io or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. New episodes every Tuesday.

 
 

THE HOSTS

Christian Humes
Emily Langston
John Murphy

Christian is the creator of ZyteHeist. He hosts and produces the networks podcasts, appearing on ZyteHeist Podcast, Unranked and Wishboning. Christian has a background in production that primarily focused on Cinematography before shifting into producing. You can find Christian and more of his work here at ZyteHeist.com

Twitter: @tweethumes
Instagram: InstaHumes

Emily Langston, biological birth mother of Christian Humes, alleges that she is a real human person who “definitely” feels things. She received somewhere between a poor and mediocre education in the Georgia public education system and did not graduate college because graduating college is for rich people. She has been studying and performing improv for the past five years with the Charlotte Comedy Theater, UCB and iO West. However, she did not complete courses with the latter two because taking classes is for rich people. Emily has very few qualifications for shouting her opinions to the internet, but she can’t seem to stop. An outlet for this is her blog, Shut Up Emily and the Zyteheist Podcast. Critics have voted her most handsome host on the show, with Christian coming in second and John dead last. She looks forward to meeting all of you in person.

John is a Los Angeles based screenwriter and podcaster. Originally from Phoenix, John is also a dual American/Canadian citizen, so he could totally leave if things really start to go south in the next year or two. When he is not writing animated TV and Features, John enjoys reading the classics, writing about the odd questions in life that go unanswered, or just generally crushing anything he puts his mind to. John doesn’t believe in the Illuminati, but very much knows the Illuminati believe in him.

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Episode Posts

11

The Inmates Take Over The Asylum

Emily and John run the show tonight and get into our fanciest discussion ever. Topics -Michael Cohen -France -Google AI -Watch World -Best and worst of Christian Humes Listen...

11

The Problem With Michael Cohen

The ZyteHeist podcast has been raided and we’re here to talk about the implications. Cast: Christian Humes & John Murphy Topics: West World Michael Cohen Trump Mueller...

9

Off World

After some time away Emily returns from her trip and the whole gang is here ready to catch up. Cast: Christian Humes, Emily Langston, John Murphy Topics: NY West World Ready...

7

Make Politics Boring Again

Omar Najam & Chris Bramante hosts of Thank You For Questing & Sunnydale Study Group join the show to discuss this week in pop-culture. Cast: Christian Humes, Omar Najam,...

8

Cambridge Analytica has the Soul Stone

The Infinity war trailer is here, we break it down while Cambridge Analytica continues to break down society, let’s get into it. Cast: Christian Humes, John Murphy & Tom...

40

Wait a minute, did Katy Perry kill a Nun?

Hollywood gossip, shoplifting, ax throwing and porn stars, this week had it all. Cast: Christian Humes, Emily Langston & John Murphy Topics covered: Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes...

29

The Oscar For Biggest Cable News Meltdown Goes To…

The Oscars, the subpoena, and the celebs. Cast: Christian Humes, Emily Langston & John Murphy Topics covered: The Oscars Creature From The Black Lagoon Hell Boy Netflix Movies...

31

Nude Spas

Catching up after a week off John & Emily discuss their time away. Cast: Christian Humes, Emily Langston & John Murphy Topics covered: Nude Spas Pokemon Day Trump American...

30

Black Panther – Wakanda Forever

The mostly Black Panther review episode. Cast: Christian Humes, Emily Langston, John Murphy & Tom Caswell Topics covered: Gun Control The Bachelor Bases and mostly Black...

66

Be Mine

A special Valentines episode with Host Christian Humes and a special guest Cast: Christian Humes & Therese Andrews Topics covered: Elon Musk Falcon Heavy Valentines Day...

60

The Super Bowl Paradox

  America’s favorite celebration, The Super Bowl! Join us as we discuss the big events from the last week and this momentous occasion. Cast: Christian Humes, John...

80

Secret Sniper

Jack Kelly of Jack Loves TV joins the show this week. We discuss some of our favorite things of the week including those viral videos which tug at our heartstrings. Cast:...

80

Enter a world of imagination

Mia Resella of Thank You For Questing joins the show as a special guest. Cast: Christian Humes, Emily Langston, and Mia Resella (Thank You For Questing) Topics covered -Moving...

77

News from a flat Earth

Imagine if our toilet hadn’t backed up this last week. What would the headlines and the news be talking about, we discuss in this brief reprieve. Cast: Christian Humes,...

91

Oprah 2020

This week we discuss why or why not Oprah as President is exciting. Cast: Christian Humes & Emily Langston Topics covered in this weeks episode -Oprah & Golden Globes -The...

108

New Year, New You

Christian, John, and Emily discuss the holidays and a small look back at 2017.

63

The Last Jedi Recap You’ll Ever Need

SPOILERS! We watched The Last Jedi, then we talked about it, a lot!

83

Star Wars, HQ Trivia & The Disaster Artist

Welcome to the official podcast of ZyteHeist.com Christian Humes, John Murphy and Emily Langston re-introduce themselves in our premiere episode. Christian goes deep on The Last...