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Christian Humes
Emily Langston
John Murphy

Christian is the creator of ZyteHeist. He hosts and produces the networks podcasts, appearing on ZyteHeist Podcast, Unranked and Wishboning. Christian has a background in production that primarily focused on Cinematography before shifting into producing. You can find Christian and more of his work here at ZyteHeist.com

Twitter: @tweethumes
Instagram: InstaHumes

Emily Langston, biological birth mother of Christian Humes, alleges that she is a real human person who “definitely” feels things. She received somewhere between a poor and mediocre education in the Georgia public education system and did not graduate college because graduating college is for rich people. She has been studying and performing improv for the past five years with the Charlotte Comedy Theater, UCB and iO West. However, she did not complete courses with the latter two because taking classes is for rich people. Emily has very few qualifications for shouting her opinions to the internet, but she can’t seem to stop. An outlet for this is her blog, Shut Up Emily and the Zyteheist Podcast. Critics have voted her most handsome host on the show, with Christian coming in second and John dead last. She looks forward to meeting all of you in person.

John is a Los Angeles based screenwriter and podcaster. Originally from Phoenix, John is also a dual American/Canadian citizen, so he could totally leave if things really start to go south in the next year or two. When he is not writing animated TV and Features, John enjoys reading the classics, writing about the odd questions in life that go unanswered, or just generally crushing anything he puts his mind to. John doesn’t believe in the Illuminati, but very much knows the Illuminati believe in him.

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Episode Posts


News from a flat Earth

Imagine if our toilet hadn’t backed up this last week. What would the headlines and the news be talking about, we discuss in this brief reprieve. Cast: Christian Humes,...


Oprah 2020

This week we discuss why or why not Oprah as President is exciting. Cast: Christian Humes & Emily Langston Topics covered in this weeks episode -Oprah & Golden Globes -The...


New Year, New You

Christian, John, and Emily discuss the holidays and a small look back at 2017.


The Last Jedi Recap You’ll Ever Need

SPOILERS! We watched The Last Jedi, then we talked about it, a lot!